Friends,
Apple’s World Wide Developer Conference keynote was today and things were announced! What sort of things? Operating systems and updates to other things. This is the glorious time of year when tech reporters working for wire services and television network news breathlessly try to explain these things to the general buying public who may not understand what it means or they may just get it completely wrong. This also means that I’ll be asked, by people at work, what this means to them.
It happens every year in the exact same way, but this year I was too busy to watch the keynote myself. I may not have answers because of this and my inquisitors will be disappointed.
Maybe I should make stuff up.
“If you upgrade to Mountain Ocelot, you’ll be able to tell Siri to emit a high-pitched squeal that will kill the slugs in your garden—if you buy the special Thunderbolt speakers…”
Your suggestions for made-up Apple tech are always welcome.
– bob