The U.N. Security Council Considers A Strongly Worded Communique

Friends,

This may be the most terrible thing that has ever happened in the history of horrible things. Yeah, that’s right, Bobtherieau.com is down.

I know! It’s pretty tragic.

Your pal,

– bob

P.S. I mean, where are you going to get your pictures of sad clowns and precious artsy photos of British sports cars?

UPDATE: The site’s back up again! Hooray! All is right again with the world!