Friends,
As much as I’m willing to hold out hope for this lousy economy, it still stinks to high heaven. Companies are afraid to invest in new employees and equipment anticipating another downward spike. Governments are shedding workers like your grandpa lets loose dried out epidermis on his collar. It’s rough out there and any gains are out on the distant horizon. What’s a savvy entrepreneur like yourself to do?
Well, you could wail and rend your garments, and while people will be interested in what you look like without garments, the wailing is a little off-putting. It might be better, if I may make the suggestion, to hire my supremely talented friend Sue Eigenbrodt and myself to create print and online media for your burgeoning concern. Our rates are very reasonable, we walk you through every step of the process and if we don’t get you to laugh during one of our concept meetings, we will send you a free pie.
I think this will be the only advertisement during my Thirty Days of Posts, so do please send me a note if you’re interested in improving your bottom line, having fun while doing it, and not receiving a pie.
Thanks for checking in. Tomorrow I’ll return to our regularly scheduled nonsense.
Your pal,
– bob