Category: Two Sentences From A Book

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Two Sentences From A Book – Gold Rush Edition

In a triumphant return to the Internet, The New, New Jaunty Little Players proudly present a passage from a treasure trove of the printed word delivered by a uniformed government official to this very location.

Ladies and gentlemen, please do doff your headwear and keep both hands in the ride.

It’s Two Sentences From A Book!

Hunter danced along with Fay in his arms, profound love for her throbbing in his heart, and wished he might tell her, in a way she would understand, just what might be in store for her at the hands of this group.
“May I, Miss Curry?” Potter said, and stood before her in his most respectful pose.

Thank you! Oh, you’re too kind!

Your pal,

– bob

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Two Sentences From A Book – Slow Hand Edition

The Little Jaunty Players
– Proudly Present –
– Your Best Mates –
– Selflessly Helping A Fellow Out –
– Without Any Thought Of Personal Reward –

It’s Two Sentences From A Book!

I was obviously elected to divert his girlfriend’s mate, who wasn’t the most beautiful girl in the world. I wasn’t interested in her at all, but I was very horny, and although I wouldn’t kiss her, I did try to get my hands on her upper torso.

Spoilers: She was not amused.

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Two Sentences From A Rule Book – That’s Gonna Leave A Mark Edition

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The Little Jaunty Rink Rats
– Proudly Present –
– A Helpful Note –
– That May Require Medical Attention –
– And A Couple Stitches –

It’s Two Sentences From A Rule Book!

“At the discretion of the Referee, a player or goalkeeper who is bleeding shall be ruled off the ice at the next stoppage of play. Such player or goalkeeper shall not be permitted to return to play until the bleeding has been stopped and the cut or abrasion covered (if necessary).”

In this way hockey is a lot like rhythmic gymnastics.

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Two Sentences From A Press Release – I’m Not Falling For It Edition

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The Little Jaunty Booth Babes
– Proudly Present –
– A Branding Exercise –
– That May Be Overly Precious –
– And Makes Very Little Sense Upon Reflection –

It’s Two Sentences From A Press Release!

“Similar to the Dodge Dart of the late 1960s, the 2013 Dart offers a special blend of style, performance and innovation. The Dodge brand leveraged its nearly 100-year history of passion for building high-quality, innovative vehicles that stand apart in performance and style, as well as from its partner Fiat’s global compact car expertise, to develop the all-new Dodge Dart.”

Very similar!