Normal Programming Resumed

Friends,

I’ve returned to my piney paradise from a city that can best be described as immediately pre-apocalyptic. It’s a study in contrasts!

A lot has happened while I’ve been in a news blackout. “Red Ink” Rick Wagoner was punted from the corner office at GM and the Dodge Boys are going to learn how to have more fun in Italian. Also, the European debate team will be having a friendly discussion about economic policy during the meeting of the G20 in London by storming the Bank of England. On top of all that, the Justice Department has dropped their case against Uncle Ted Stevens!

Should your faithful Indian guide put his ear to the ground, he will likely make out “four riders, coming from the North…” Not too late to turn around, kemosabe.

– bob

Jaunty Notice: Service Interruption

Friends,

Well, that’s just great. I vehemently opposed California’s Proposition 8 last November on civil rights grounds, but the entire staff here at Jaunty Central has decided to “call in gay” anyway. My editor, my assistant Magdalena, everybody.

Posting is gonna be a little light today…

– bob

P.S. Here at work, the updated Websense web filtering system has definitely not called in gay and is diligently making life much more difficult for everybody. Myself included. Between its Victorian prudishness and its strange and ironic anti-technology bent, it just inspires the staff to devise fiendish methods to get around it. I don’t blame them.

Prettification

Friends,

You could take a look now at the mildly revised bobtherieau.com, or you would wait until something really super happens…

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What could be more super than background colors and fonts? Well, how about the fabled podcast? That’ll be this week. I’m also working on a fun video using (nearly) all of the webcam stills. Hooray for free software!

Yeah. It’s super exciting. Please up you medication accordingly.

– bob

Misheard Quotations About Technology!

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The Little Jaunty Players
– Present With Glee –
– A Brand New Feature –
– That Will Certainly Become An Internet Meme –
– Started Here On This Blog –
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Misheard Quotations From The World Of Technology!

“Rearranging malfunctioning PCI cards into different slots is the last refuge of a scoundrel.”

– Gordon Moore
Co-Founder and Chairman Emeritus of Intel Corporation

I agree.

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Snort.

Friends,

I’ve been feeling poorly lately, so posting has been light over the last few days. As I start getting back to my normal perky self, I’ll put more up here. Later today, I hope.

Your pal,

– bob

A Brief Interruption

Good morning,

I’ve been a little busy over the last couple of days, but it looks that things are calming down now. Keep an eye on this space for more goodies later in the day, including pictures of a tiny car!

Your pal,

bob

A Shortness Of Posts

Color charts courtesy Hessler Forms & Labels.
Pals,

As far as treatment plans go, the one I’m on could be the dumbest I’ve heard of. It goes something like this:

“You’ll feel better as soon as the meds run out.”

I’m just guessing that this is the case, of course. Nobody actually said what exactly would happen, but as those deceptively strong tiny pills go away, my skin tone takes a slide towards a more subtle end of the color chart.

As for the breathing, it’s improved a little. I will say this though. At the moment, there is no need for me to invest in expensive equipment to get a full cardio workout. A leisurely stroll to the end of the block will do the trick.

– bob

A Programming Note…


Friends,

I’ve been on a forced hiatus over the last few days due to illness. It seems that at any given time there just doesn’t seem to be enough oxygen in my general vicinity to satisfy my selfish cravings to breathe.

Against my own better judgment, I’m going to make an appointment to see a healthcare professional today to find out what’s wrong. Asthma rearing its ugly head after thirty years? Rapid onset emphysema? Have I suddenly become allergic to my part-time puppies? What gives?

We’ll see later on today…

– bob

UPDATE: If you called your bookie and took the over on asthma, your kneecaps are safe. How this plays into the fact that my little burg is at a little over 5,300-feet above sea level should prove challenging. Everybody I’ve shared this tale with so far (and trust me, I’ve been whining like the last kid picked for the kickball team) tells me that it’s perfectly normal. That if you had asthma as a kid, it’ll surely pop up again when you’re an adult. Why wasn’t I informed of this! My secretary has some explaining to do.

Vows Made, Kept

Friends,

I’m in Chicago, Illinois this weekend trying to keep my head down. The weather’s nice, unlike my general neighborhood (warning: link to crappy video that is so rustic it seems charming). I’m just trying to avoid some dynamic family dynamics while still enjoying my cousin’s first wedding.

Here’s a tip, by the way, if you want to impress people at your next church wedding. Hire a trumpet player to go along with the organist, the violinist and the mezzo soprano. Trust me on this.

Pictures when I get back next week.

– bob

Maybe It Knows Something…

Friends,

I was working on the pre-recorded bits for the podcast but, um, the microphone on my nearly new headset stopped working. The universe must be mad at the creation of art. Art!

Gawd, you’re gonna hate this thing. I’m so sorry.

– bob

Out Of The Space

Friends,

So, anyway, I’ve taken a week away from the site. You needed a little break, didn’t you? I did, especially since the news has been either crappy or boring. The elections are beating us down with the sniping. My adorable little iBook crashed mightily and is enduring a restore at the moment. You’re backing up, aren’t you?

The old, old, old Powerbook (check this, it’s brown. classy in a west elm kind of way.) is in the shop at the moment to fix the video system. Same speed though, just much heavier. It has a beautiful and very large screen, when it works. Maybe I’ll move everything over there just for kicks. None of this funny Intel business for me!

This site, as well as bobtherieau.com has been flaky lately due to crashed servers at our webhost as well as security updates. With my production machine on its back (Oh, you had to go there, didn’t you?) I’ve taken way too long to fix stuff. Most everything is back up, just in time for the site updates. Brilliant!

Any news or interesting bits to share? Throw everything into the new, easy-to-use comments section!

Your pal,

bob

Entertainments In This Fine Establishment

Ladies and Gentlemen,

I need help, so call this another bleg if you will. Where would you rather go for the podcasts? The Angry Sweeper videocasts are a long way off, but the audio version is very close to fruition. I’m thinking of adding a page to bobtherieau.com for audio and syndicating on iTunes. Should I just link to new shows or embed the audio here as well? It’ll slow down page loads, but do you really care? Are your connection speeds fast enough that embedding wouldn’t be an issue?

Speaking of entertainments, I just received a refurbished Airport Express base station and I love it. For the uninitiated, it’s a wireless base station the size of a pack of the old fat Marlboro Reds (oh c’mon, you remember those, don’t you? back in high school? pounding the things at parties looking tough, coughing your lungs out the next day?). It has an audio jack to connect to your stereo, so you can stream tunes from your computer through the ether. The sound quality is as good as the junky bitrate you encoded your songs in, and speaking for myself, the high end clipping is entirely due to my frugality in ripping CDs to keep the sizes down rather than the connection itself. The lavishly large AAC files I’ve created lately though, sound wonderful.

The price has dropped because there’s a new version that has much faster wireless transfer speeds. My crop of machines can’t use the extra speed, so the last generation works well for me. I love me some gizmos and this fits the bill quite nicely. You should pick one up before they’re gone.

Oh! There’s this too—both sites are due for a redesign. My thought is is that they should have a similar look. Same fonts. Similar banners. Same color schemes. Remember, if you don’t make suggestions I’m liable to stake out on my own and we all know how badly that can turn out. I’ll answer that for you…

Really quite badly.

– bob