Storm Watch! 2010! WTH!!11!one!! – Honda! Discord! Edition!

Flippy!

Friends,

I think we all know that during inclement weather events (again with the event. really? -ed) there might be some value in exercising caution while navigating the byways of this here metropolis. However, as I approached my driveway coming home from work this afternoon, that calculus seems to have been flawed. Revised:

(we all) – 1 = most of us except for person trapped in her car laying on its side in front of my house

Get ye to a hospital.

Mme. Puppy Dog was losing her mind as the fire chief pulled up in the driveway, the CHP parked behind that guy, the ladder truck (for double-decker Honda Accord rescues [sadly, they only have double-decker honda accords in england. -ed]) next to Ponch, and the wrecker parked nearby. The nice thing is that the rain stopped and it started snowing. I would hope that this is much more pleasant for the people rescuing said sideways person than a torrent running down their collars.

I'm sure that'll buff right out.

I don’t know the circumstance that led to someone pulling a half-Chitwood in front of my house, but I can guess. Too fast. Road too slick. Somebody pulling out from the back of Chez Noisy across the street. Bing, boom, bam, and there you go. Mister or Missus Accord gets taped down to a board and earns a trip to the hospital.

This year really hasn’t been dangerous enough, right?

– bob

Happy Hallowe’en – Part II, The Parading

Friends,

There isn’t really any conventional door to door trick-or-treating here in my little town. The houses are too far apart and it gets really dark (and spooky!) once you’re out of the range of either of the two street lights. Hence, the Idyllwild Hallowe’en Parade (or Harvest Parade or Pumpkin Festival Parade or something like that) and the turnout this year was the largest I can remember so here are a lot more pictures than I can remember ever posting. Enjoy!

Idyllwild Hallowe'en Parade 2010 Idyllwild Hallowe'en Parade 2010

It’s nice to see the families get out.

Idyllwild Hallowe'en Parade 2010

And the Roma people.

Idyllwild Hallowe'en Parade 2010

And the hoards in a queue, but what are they waiting for?

Idyllwild Hallowe'en Parade 2010

Oh just for Steve at Idyllwild Heating to pour buckets of candy over their heads. Yeah, no kidding.

Idyllwild Hallowe'en Parade 2010

Hey Gingerbread Man, bring buckets of candy and we’ll talk.

Idyllwild Hallowe'en Parade 2010

Most of the businesses down North Circle Drive had buckets of treats to share.

Idyllwild Hallowe'en Parade 2010

It’s good business, because it helps you earn a good reputation with the nicer people in town.

Idyllwild Hallowe'en Parade 2010

But why wasn’t anybody lining up for cider? Because it was two bucks a cup, perhaps.

Idyllwild Hallowe'en Parade 2010

Maybe some people were waiting for something a little stronger.

Idyllwild Hallowe'en Parade 2010

Here’s the best shot of the throngs I could manage. There had to be hundreds of people there.

Idyllwild Hallowe'en Parade 2010

And jellyfish.

Idyllwild Hallowe'en Parade 2010

And dogs dressed up like squirrels.

Idyllwild Hallowe'en Parade 2010

And a guy who dressed up as Elvis, but may have been a little distracted—by himself.

Idyllwild Hallowe'en Parade 2010

The people who were chose a theme were fun. I see what they’re doing here.

Idyllwild Hallowe'en Parade 2010

But I don’t get this. Any help?

Idyllwild Hallowe'en Parade 2010

Maybe I should’ve asked these guys.

Idyllwild Hallowe'en Parade 2010

I showed this picture to our own Idyllwild Weather Clam who was confused and wondered what the shark was supposed to be.

Idyllwild Hallowe'en Parade 2010

Claudius and Helena brought their daughter Moonbeam. Always good to see the local time travelers getting out and about.

Idyllwild Hallowe'en Parade 2010

And here’s sexy sailor girl posing with sexy Scooby Doo.

Idyllwild Hallowe'en Parade 2010

Pippi says what?

Idyllwild Hallowe'en Parade 2010

“That’s the end of the parade!”

– bob

A Road More Dangerous Than The Most Dangerous Road

Friends,

The roadworks happening right now on the Palms To Pines Highway are extensive and have involved a lot of stoppages during the warmest part of the day. I find that I’m annoyed sitting in traffic (surprise!) so I’ve diverted to taking what is colloquially termed The Banning Road—a poorly considered and haphazardly engineered pile of twists and turns that had inspired my most famous car crash. It’s no wonder that there are so many bits of motorcycles littering the roadside along the way.

Yes, with a new set of shoes (from your mom’s hyundai. -ed My Mom wouldn’t have a Hyundai, but these new tires sure were cheap…) I’ve started carrying a little more speed in those off-camber turns. This is a big mistake. The radii tighten mid-turn as a rule rather than an exception. Oh, and there’s no end of gravel, larger rocks and other debris right at the apex of many of the hairier corners. The steering goes light, the rear starts with a little howl, then starts to snap. Don’t brake here, because a spin is coming. Normally, if the road surface were clean, a little more throttle would induce a bit of oversteer and I could power right out. No drama. What’s happening instead is the summertime version of curling. Without the brooms.

I could really use a broom.

– bob

Idyllwild Weather Clam Presents The Next Ice Age

Looks like the snow plows have been busy.Friends,

On this, the 22nd of April, I have half a foot of snow in my driveway. As you can see from the webcam picture above, the county snow plow crews were hard at work pushing that snow into my driveway this morning. Too bad they didn’t actually plow the roads last night. The twisting, winding mountain roads that snake down to the Festival of Dirt. I know times are tight, but in my little town we don’t want or need too much from county government. Just patch the potholes and keep the roads clear. That’s about it. Sadly, it seems that they can’t even manage that.

But I lived (barely) to gripe about it! So that’s something…

– bob

Idyllwild Photo Blort – Winter 2010 Edition

The Village Hardware people aren't calling for their promo shot.
Friends,

Hey, lookee here. I took some shots last Sunday before the latest snowfall and forgot to get them off the camera. It’s a quiet time in my little burg, early in the morning before the shops open and people wipe the syrup and pancake crumbs off the corners of their mouths and get out in it.

Oooh. Strawberry Creek Plaza in the morning. So delightful.
The automatic locks at the post office clicked open and let me in to get my mail, but the market was still closed. Only minutes remaining to buy beans and tomato sauce for Super Bowl chili. Plenty of time for another shot…

See those clouds? Snow's coming...
The cloud layer has changed, foretelling the snowfall later in the day. Maybe. Or they’re moving in the wrong direction.

Much prettier than a drive to Hemet, at any rate. Just saying.

– bob

America’s Very Cleanest Forest, Not Kidding

Stock photo with Idyllwild prominently featured.
Friends,

Remember how I promised to get back to the “America’s Cleanest Forest” subject a couple posts ago? My hope was to write a little something about the old Welcome to Idyllwild sign coming down and maybe work in something about how the new sign just doesn’t bring the charming like the old one. I was even going to shoot a picture of the new sign to prove the point. I needn’t bother.

In the 4th February 2010 edition of our very own hometown paper, the Idyllwild Town Crier, a new column by our resident historian, Robert B. Smith, lays out the origin of “America’s Cleanest Forest.” With permission, I’m offering it here because I love the story. The chutzpah of Idyllwild’s patron saint, Ernie Maxwell, here seems unmatched. Enjoy!

Before Our Time
by Robert B. Smith

A clean forest…

Shortly before year’s end, an icon disappeared from the corner of Highway 243 and South Circle Drive.

I speak of the former welcome sign, now replaced by a classy new version. Its weatherbeaten boards had seen better days, but like most old, familiar things, they have a history worth recalling. Fittingly, its key components now reside with the Idyllwild Area Historical Society.

Chief among those components was the proclamation “This is Idyllwild — Entrance to America’s Cleanest Forest.” I noticed it shortly after settling here permanently, and my first thought was, “how could you know that?” Does somebody survey the country’s woodlands, evaluating cleanliness? As I became more familiar with our forest, by walking hundreds of miles back and forth along its trails, I had to agree. Compared with other regions I’ve traversed, the local trails did seem remarkably litter-free. But “America’s cleanest?”

As far as I can reconstruct, the slogan was pulled from thin air in 1950 within the young Idyllwild chapter of the Izaak Walton League. That group was perpetually led by the ubiquitous Ernie Maxwell and had a permanent influence on the character of Hill communities.

Maxwell and his wife, Betty, arrived in Idyllwild in 1946 equipped with a love for the outdoors and an activist’s bent. Once they founded the Town Crier late that year, it became a bully pulpit to proclaim their values, especially wilderness conversation from a fish and game enthusiast’s point of view.

Ernie was automatically absorbed into the Chamber of Commerce, which has long aspired to fill the vacuum created by absence of any local government. There, he formed a Wildlife and Conservation Committee, which by autumn 1948 sought an independent existence.

On Oct. 12, 1948, a group of eight citizens met to form a “San Jacinto Mountain Fish and Game Club” to organize conservationists and sportsmen more effectively in developing the recreational potential of the San Jacinto and Santa Rosa ranges. Led by Maxwell and USFS District Ranger Don Bauer, the group from its outset sought greater leverage on forest policy by affiliating with a larger entity. Their ultimate choice was to align with two groups, a newly created Riverside County Conservation Commission and the national Izaak Walton League.

The Idyllwild chapter, who called themselves the “Ikes,” immediately attracted 25 members and grew within a decade to 118. Collaborations with the Forest Service, the Chamber of Commerce, the Boy Scouts, the Sierra Club, and the Fish & Game Commission got them into a wide variety of projects.

One was a “Junior Ranger” program at the Idyllwild School; another was the anti-litter campaign, for which they invented the “cleanest forest” slogan. There was a natural marriage between these two projects, and the Junior Rangers went about gathering up trash to fill the Ikes’ scattered barrels.

The Programs eventually faded, and after many years the League chapter folded, but the slogan lived on, emblazoned on the old welcome sign at the main entrance to Idyllwild.

Squeaky clean.

Your pal,

bob

Storm Watch 2010! Photo Blort! Edition!

The Forest: In color.
Friends,

You may have heard that we had a little storm up here in the gateway to America’s Cleanest Forest (more on that later). A modest amount of snow fell…

Hmm, somebody likes pictures of trees...
And now that I have a set of snow shoes, I don’t get a lot of frozen, wet intrusion in the top of my boots. That makes getting nice shots much easier…

No sledding.
I found that this was important to get quick snaps before the next storm rolled in…

That tree's gonna come down, isn't it?
What better plan than to work from home last Friday? The roads weren’t plowed regularly, but when they were, the ice sheet was exposed. Forget it, I thought. Time to light a fire and use my bandwidth instead of the failed network at the Festival of Dirt.

Cozy.
My DSL stayed up at this Secret Alpine Laboratory, but the genius monopolies of AT&T and Verizon combined to allow the big pipe at work to fail. Oh, and they decided to take the weekend off and got around to working on the problem today. Towards the end of the day, the connection came up but they didn’t tell us. “Just figure it out yourselves. By the way, we really value you as a customer.”

Of course they do.

– bob

Mountain Driving – Eyes Slammed Shut Edition


Friends,

There was 50 feet of visibility for my drive off the hill this morning. Mme. Idyllwild Weather Clam did not predict this, but she didn’t know I’d have to leave even earlier than usual. And you know what happens when you throw a curve ball to a mollusk.

– bob

Storm Watch! 2009! OMG! Edition!

Snowy
Friends,

The big news today is that the Federal EPA is considering a rule to declare carbon dioxide, the gas that you exhale and that plants inhale, to be dangerous. It’s even been said that carbon dioxide is a main cause of the alarming malady once called “global warming,” now referred to under the more quaint title of “climate change.”

The Woodpecker Snag
And while we’re constantly reminded not to equate the weather with the climate, I think it’s always interesting to look at what’s happening outside my window while considering the frequent flier miles all of the delegates in Copenhagen racked up to express their deep concern about all this warming.

Blurry
It’s been said before, but worth repeating; I’ll treat climate change like a crisis when the people who keep telling us it’s a crisis starting treating it like a crisis. Which doesn’t seem to have happened yet.

Your best (chilly) pal,

– bob

A Public Service Announcement

Only you can, only you can...
Friends,

I had no idea that this year marked Smokey Bear’s 65th anniversary, but apparently everyone else did, including El Orosito Bombero himself who got something of a makeover this year. A new suit, a new ad campaign, new videos, and you can even friend him on Facebook. It’s a far cry from his previous social networking campaign…

Only you can lick and lick and lick.
All this leads up to Adventure Pass free day in the national forests on Veteran’s Day, November 11th. Come enjoy the joint for free and refrain from burning it down, okay?

Your pal,

bob

It’s Related!

I'm terrified, frankly.
Friends,

I know that the story about the future conspiring to break the Large Hadron Collider so that we don’t, you know, DESTROY THE UNIVERSE has been floating around. People have mostly dismissed it as either geekery or fantasy. I’ve asked Doctor Morgan to comment on Facebook, but he’s been eerily silent on the subject. Maybe he’s getting paid off with future Euros to keep his mouth shut, but that’s just a rumor.

The future, ladies and gentlemen; it’s not to be trifled with.

Your pal,

bob

Fire Incident Town Hall Meeting

Forest Service, CalFire and Idy Fire folks speak to an anxious crowd in the Idyllwild School gym.
Friends,

Folks in my little town are anxious. Freaking out. There’s a little 2,200-acre fire not too far away, and we’ve had a tough time getting solid information about its progress. Clearly network teevee couldn’t really be bothered with the story. The newspapers surrounding the hill are making a cursory attempt, but as usual, the Town Crier has stepped up its game. Between their Facebook presence and their breaking news blog, they’re making the big media outlets look like chumps. Chumps!

A lovely left-aligned image...
What I’ve been looking for though, has been a map of the fire’s perimeter. It’s not on the InciWEB site, CalFire’s site, nowhere. Maybe there’s a map behind this group of people…

Cottonwood Fire perimeter map. Finally.
Ahh. There we go. Very helpful!

– bob

UPDATE: Click on the bottom photo for a much larger version in another window. Not for dial-up connections…

Fire Near Idyllwild

image courtesy Idyllwild Town Crier
Friends,

There’s a little 400-acre fire burning about six miles from Idyllwild Arts up here in my little burg. Here’s a link to the Town Crier Breaking News Blog, but few other sites seem to feel that the news is worth covering. CalFire even seems bored by the thing. The Palm Springs Desert Sun has a little story (didn’t bump dead politicians on their front page though) that covers the basics but misses the bigger story. The Jazz In The Pines fundraiser for that very private arts high school is this weekend. Will it be burned out? If the highway stays closed, how will the throngs get here? Will they just turn around after hearing about the flamey flames?

And who was supposed to be watching Mrs. O’Leary’s cow?

– bob

UPDATE: Sandra on Facebook sent this link to the InciWeb site. You may not know this, but she’s awesome.

Fog Of More (Snow)

Friends,

The weather up here in my little burg, the village that makes the gods smile, has been atrocious. Cold, to below freezing, but warming to melt the mess to a sloppy goo. People in other, sloppier parts of the world have experienced worse, but I haven’t. This is the biggest pile of mess that I’ve seen since I’ve been here. It’s lovely though in a weathery sort of way. Imagine if you will that you’re in Southern California and you’re able to experience four actual seasons. It’s true here.

The government of this once great State of California will soon kill our way of life with extreme prejudice (and taxes). In the meanwhile, please do what you can to come to this currently fine place and enjoy all we have on offer. Next month it’ll be gone. Or very expensive.

Your best pal in the whole world,

– bob

Precipitation Sequestering – Day Three

Good morning. Idyllwild, CA February 2009Friends,

The weather swells on TV mentioned a little something about how something might’ve happened in my little burg over the last couple days. One of them even mentioned there was quite a bit of snow. Amazing.

There was even something about the greatest amount of snowfall in decades up here. I’ve been able to measure 22 inches, which is higher than I’ve ever seen. Granted, I haven’t lived here long, but the consensus in town is that this season has been extraordinary. Oh, there have been road closures too. Here are a couple posts from a paper of record:

A slide occurred today near Mountain Center, leaving rocks on Route 74, the California Highway Patrol reported.
The slide was reported at 7:55 a.m. [February 9th] in the area of Route 74 near Strawberry Creek Bridge, according to the CHP.

But this is really fun for everybody as well…

All of Highway 74 between Hemet and Palm Desert is closed due to icy roads and heavy snow falling on the Palms to Pines Highway to Pinyon and Idyllwild.
Highway 74 was closed at 1 p.m. until further notice, except to residents, according to the California Highway Patrol.
Several vehicles and big rigs have gotten stuck in snow banks and chain restrictions are in affect.
Highway 243 is also closed near Poppett Flats from Banning to Idyllwild for all northbound traffic due to heavy snowfall and snow removal.

For the uninitiated, that’s all roads in (and out, let’s not forget that. -ed) to this one-horse town. By the way, a horse would be handy right about now.

Some Oaks. Idyllwild, CA February 2009
I threw a set of chains on the Jeep Grand Livingroom and headed into town yesterday and while stopped to tension those chains, I ran into a neighbor I’d never met before. She was walking her dog out in the slop and ice and we started chatting about the snowplow issue. “My street hasn’t been plowed,” she started. “The funny thing is I just gave my Isuzu Rodeo to my son and bought a Mini Cooper. It’s now covered in snow in my driveway. Do you think I should have the guys from AAA come up and put the chains on? It’s pretty expensive…” Clearly desperate measures must be taken, so I asked, “Do you like soup?”

I think she’s gonna be stuck up here for a while, but what a place to be stuck in.

– bob