That’s ridiculous.
This was certainly a Monday. I haven’t really had one of your “I hate Monday” Mondays in a while. Today kind of made up for it. I upgraded some software on some servers in one of America’s Finest Almost As Good As Dysfunctional Cities last weekend and the ease of the install was balanced by the problems surfacing today.
Things started broken and the love just flowed from there. Not simple catching up from the weekend problems either. A copier here, a balky DVD driver there, the emails back and forth with Mr. Boss, you’d think things were going badly.
The day went as long as you would imagine after all that bullshit. But my day was beautiful and relaxing compared to Mrs. Toyota Highlander driving in front of me this afternoon. We were headed up through the twisty bits, past the fire station in Pinyon through the evening shadows. I hated the low light and the tight formation in front and behind but she seemed bored. The slow left sweep was easy enough, but didn’t seem to warrant even her steering input. Not left, straight.
The result was not the obvious falling into the abyss moment, but more moon buggy action over rocks and low manzanita. She corrected and stayed out of, well, being dead. No airbag deployment, but she was fully shaken. As her fun house ride took her 60 degrees from vertical at one point, I saw an Allstate commercial playing out in slow motion in front of me. She hooked a wheel on a tree which righted her and left me with room to slow to a stop. She looked fine, but I was in no mood to stop and confirm. I think I recovered from my own heart attack about five miles later.
Four miles after that, I informed the fine folks at the Garner Valley fire station. Aw, too close to Pinyon. They weren’t worried, so I wasn’t either.
Houseblogging? Not today since I got back to my little alpine nirvana well after dark. More tomorrow, I hope.
Your best (alive) pal,
bob
UPDATE: Does this qualify for a Genius! post? It’s quick, you’ll love it. Report came in of a failed mouse. Our friend was moving it all around, but damned if the cursor would move. People checked connections, drivers, but nothing seemed to fix the problem. Until they figured out what she was pushing around the mousepad—her cell phone. Yep.