I’ve Never Met Peppermint Gomez

Friends,

The joyous holiday season is upon us, and that means only one thing at my house—dogs! I’m picking them up this weekend for their annual fortnight of eating my books and being miserable in the cold. I’ve missed having them around, and it appears that they’ve been busy while away…

Apparently, Mayor McCheese and his executive assistant Candida Hamm were conducting a promotional photo shoot for fall outerwear when who should arrive on the scene? The Girly Dog! What terrible injustice can’t she solve?

I think the Iraq Study Group could offer an 80th recommendation…

Your pal,

bob

OMFG! – Winter Storm Watch 2006

Okay, not really. We got a half an inch last night and some of it stuck throughout the day. Bad news: the temps stayed in the upper twenties. Good news: hey! it’s our first snow of the season! (awfully late, don’t you think? – ed Well, yeah. I blame Global Drying. After all, it’s not like it hasn’t been cold.)

So, we’re not going to die. The puddles aren’t even deep enough to get your shoes wet (speak for yourself, hiking boot boy. my ballet slippers are soaked. – ed). It’s just dreary and gray. Sounds like somebody should be settling in for an afternoon of football, eh?

Your pal,

bob

A New Holiday Tradition

Friends,

I’ve been away from writing something substantial for a while, but this is just too good. First, are the delightful Thanksgiving bits. The folks, the sisters, the cutest nephew ever (Oh, I still win. Don’t even think about it.) and our significant others were in attendance. The house performed nearly flawlessly. The heater worked when it felt like it and the wood stove had a little smoky flue problem, but that was it! My Dad considers anything below eighty degrees to be the harbinger of the next ice age, so he was uncomfortable. I also thought that the family left too soon (Feh. Jobs. Whatever.)

Delicious food and good fun was had by all though. I had way too much fun with my nephew just screwing around. He had plenty of play time with everyone, but there was some very important knuckleheadedness to be done. Like this:

But back to the tradition. Last year, my next door neighbors thought it’d be real fun to burn their house down. The fine folks at the Idyllwild Fire Department had other ideas though, only allowing a minor conflagration.

This year, my neighbors across the street decided to pick up the baton with a nice chimney fire. And once again, the Idyllwild Fire Department had something to say about that too.

Sure, that’s fun, but what about the Tree Lighting Ceremony? Glad you asked. Here’s a tree.

More later…

– bob