{"id":107,"date":"2003-12-18T15:49:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-18T15:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/12\/18\/f5d5d757-63c5-4a8e-b425-e73099a94746\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:30:11","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:30:11","slug":"f5d5d757-63c5-4a8e-b425-e73099a94746","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/f5d5d757-63c5-4a8e-b425-e73099a94746\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>Okay, This One Is Going To Blow Out<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>hibernate through the holidays,<\/p>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<p>wear only Christmas-themed attire throughout December?<\/p>\n<p>a) The alarm is set for 2004.<\/p>\n<p>b) Honey, have you seen my &#8220;Frosty&#8221; boxers?<\/p>\n<p>Zzzzzzz,<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, This One Is Going To Blow Out Would you rather&#8230; hibernate through the holidays, or wear only Christmas-themed attire throughout December? a) The alarm is set for 2004. b) Honey, have you seen my &#8220;Frosty&#8221; boxers? Zzzzzzz, &#8211; bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=107"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1790,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107\/revisions\/1790"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}