{"id":113,"date":"2003-12-16T14:35:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-16T14:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2003\/12\/16\/4da59a7c-5c70-4ab5-8d85-b631b35b2092\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:30:11","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:30:11","slug":"4da59a7c-5c70-4ab5-8d85-b631b35b2092","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/4da59a7c-5c70-4ab5-8d85-b631b35b2092\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>The Wind Blows Like Putin!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>forgot to turn your phone on after a nap and miss a call from Howard Dean,<\/p>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<p>allow the United Nations to name local weather phenomena?<\/p>\n<p>a) &#8220;This list from the Chevy dealer is terrible&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>b) &#8220;Fire Danger High, De Villepin Winds Blowing Through Southland&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m on the Do Not Call list,<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"smaller\">&#8220;Oh Hell!&#8221; UPDATE: &#8220;forgot to turn your phone on&#8221;? What the hell is that Bob? How about &#8220;forget to turn your phone back on&#8221;? Jeebus jumpin&#8217; criminy! This is what happens when I&#8217;m rushed to get the thing out.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe envisioning a calm blue ocean might help.<\/font><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Wind Blows Like Putin! Would you rather&#8230; forgot to turn your phone on after a nap and miss a call from Howard Dean, or allow the United Nations to name local weather phenomena? a) &#8220;This list from the Chevy dealer is terrible&#8230;&#8221; b) &#8220;Fire Danger High, De Villepin Winds Blowing Through Southland&#8221; I&#8217;m on &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/4da59a7c-5c70-4ab5-8d85-b631b35b2092\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1792,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions\/1792"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}