{"id":130,"date":"2004-01-09T14:58:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-09T14:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/01\/09\/41c80bf2-e77c-4bb1-a222-0b365031c416\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:30:09","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:30:09","slug":"41c80bf2-e77c-4bb1-a222-0b365031c416","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/41c80bf2-e77c-4bb1-a222-0b365031c416\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>Moo!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>relay your DirectTV signal through the Mars Rover,<\/p>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<p>cull the herd of those with gender identity issues?<\/p>\n<p>a) Short Circuit II, again?<\/p>\n<p>b) Dad Cow<\/p>\n<p>Johnny Five is alive,<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Moo! Would you rather&#8230; relay your DirectTV signal through the Mars Rover, or cull the herd of those with gender identity issues? a) Short Circuit II, again? b) Dad Cow Johnny Five is alive, &#8211; bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-130","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1777,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions\/1777"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}