{"id":138,"date":"2004-01-07T15:11:00","date_gmt":"2004-01-07T15:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/01\/07\/5979376d-e4a1-45d3-8e35-19fe9d358664\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:30:09","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:30:09","slug":"5979376d-e4a1-45d3-8e35-19fe9d358664","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2004\/01\/5979376d-e4a1-45d3-8e35-19fe9d358664\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>Three!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>have a curmudgeonly child,<\/p>\n<p>or<\/p>\n<p>lick vitamins instead of immediately swallowing them?<\/p>\n<p>a) My Little Rooney, small Andy Rooney&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>b) How many licks does it take to get to the center?<\/p>\n<p>Did&#8217;ya ever notice&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three! Would you rather&#8230; have a curmudgeonly child, or lick vitamins instead of immediately swallowing them? a) My Little Rooney, small Andy Rooney&#8230; b) How many licks does it take to get to the center? Did&#8217;ya ever notice&#8230; &#8211; bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=138"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1779,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions\/1779"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}