{"id":165,"date":"2004-03-16T20:39:00","date_gmt":"2004-03-16T20:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/03\/16\/7c6da08e-602c-4e86-ba95-b882e0142ffa\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:30:04","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:30:04","slug":"7c6da08e-602c-4e86-ba95-b882e0142ffa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2004\/03\/7c6da08e-602c-4e86-ba95-b882e0142ffa\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>Reference Alert!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Friends, I implore you. If you receive a phone call from a stranger who is asking you about me, please feel free to tell that person that I am the greatest guy in the whole wide world. I&#8217;m really neat, a snappy dresser, I don&#8217;t require male enhancement medications, that I can sing, dance and like the great taste of Nabisco Wheat Thins&mdash;A LOT! Also say that I&#8217;m friendly, easy to get along with, have a keen insight into the workings of today&#8217;s marketplace, my finger on the pulse of any demographic group they ask you about, that I can work well in small groups (or large groups or medium-sized groups).<\/p>\n<p>What I&#8217;m asking, basically, is that you lie for me.<\/p>\n<p>Is that so wrong?<\/p>\n<p>Your very best pal ever,<\/p>\n<p>bob<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"smaller\">P.S. More on this thing in a bit. Just be cool, okay?<\/font><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Reference Alert! Friends, I implore you. If you receive a phone call from a stranger who is asking you about me, please feel free to tell that person that I am the greatest guy in the whole wide world. I&#8217;m really neat, a snappy dresser, I don&#8217;t require male enhancement medications, that I can sing, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2004\/03\/7c6da08e-602c-4e86-ba95-b882e0142ffa\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=165"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1736,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165\/revisions\/1736"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}