{"id":1868,"date":"2009-06-22T14:15:00","date_gmt":"2009-06-22T14:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/06\/22\/2009-6-22-happy-birthday-lindsay-wagner-html\/"},"modified":"2009-06-22T14:15:00","modified_gmt":"2009-06-22T14:15:00","slug":"2009-6-22-happy-birthday-lindsay-wagner-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/2009-6-22-happy-birthday-lindsay-wagner-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday Lindsay Wagner!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/bigfoot.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 150px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/bigfoot.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"The bionic woman and bionic bigfoot before their onscreen relationship turns nasty. It's complicated.\" \/><\/a><br \/>Friends,<\/p>\n<p>Today, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/name\/nm0905993\/\" target=\"_blank\">Lindsay Wagner<\/a> turns 60. Eventually it had to happen, but the event still makes me feel ancient&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/lunchbox.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 200px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/lunchbox.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Somebody is missing the point.\" \/><\/a>&#8230;but not stupid. The scene on this lunchbox seems a little daft since the Bionic Woman wasn&#8217;t known necessarily for her driving prowess, now was she? Some illustrator who hadn&#8217;t seen the show got the assignment and, apparently, went on her own merry way.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><i>&#8220;What&#8217;s this Bionic Woman, mate?&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;She solves crimes on American telly.&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;Oh? Why&#8217;s she called &#8216;Bionic&#8217; then?&#8221;<br \/>&#8220;Beats me. Here&#8217;s the publicity photos. We need your draft by noon.&#8221;<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And I suppose that was that. Well, happy birthday and enjoy the <a href=\"http:\/\/sleeplikethedead.com\/review-sleep-number.html\" target=\"_blank\">mattress<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friends, Today, Lindsay Wagner turns 60. Eventually it had to happen, but the event still makes me feel ancient&#8230; &#8230;but not stupid. The scene on this lunchbox seems a little daft since the Bionic Woman wasn&#8217;t known necessarily for her driving prowess, now was she? Some illustrator who hadn&#8217;t seen the show got the assignment &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/2009-6-22-happy-birthday-lindsay-wagner-html\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Happy Birthday Lindsay Wagner!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[9,18],"class_list":["post-1868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-genius","tag-punditry"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1868"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1868\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}