{"id":1883,"date":"2009-08-06T19:45:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-06T19:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/08\/06\/2009-8-6-but-if-you-call-in-the-next-thirty-minutes-html\/"},"modified":"2009-08-06T19:45:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-06T19:45:00","slug":"2009-8-6-but-if-you-call-in-the-next-thirty-minutes-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/2009-8-6-but-if-you-call-in-the-next-thirty-minutes-html\/","title":{"rendered":"But If You Call In The Next Thirty Minutes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/lola_3.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 220px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/lola_3.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Oh sure, just keep grinning...\" \/><\/a><br \/>Friends,<\/p>\n<p>It would be reasonable to assume that my puppy dog idles away the hours in the forest idyll that is the Damp Dog Lodge while I toil away at the Festival of Dirt. You would expect that I would endure the lengthy and dangerous commute, the oppressive heat, and at times, the weapons-grade ignorance that comes with my job in order to provide this particular animal with the lavish lifestyle to which she has become accustomed. But now I feel betrayed.<\/p>\n<p>You see, I have obtained secret photos detailing exactly what she does while I&#8217;m away and I am <span style=\"font-style:italic;\">mortified<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/operator.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/operator.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/>That&#8217;s right. Apparently, my dog is actually running a call center out of my house during the day. (<i>explains the cases of nutralite vitamins. &#8211; ed<\/i> The beef flavored multis are starting to make more sense too.)<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friends, It would be reasonable to assume that my puppy dog idles away the hours in the forest idyll that is the Damp Dog Lodge while I toil away at the Festival of Dirt. You would expect that I would endure the lengthy and dangerous commute, the oppressive heat, and at times, the weapons-grade ignorance &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/2009-8-6-but-if-you-call-in-the-next-thirty-minutes-html\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;But If You Call In The Next Thirty Minutes&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13],"class_list":["post-1883","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-dogs"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1883","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1883"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1883\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}