{"id":1913,"date":"2009-11-16T15:18:00","date_gmt":"2009-11-16T15:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/11\/16\/2009-11-16-breaking-news-critter-edition-html\/"},"modified":"2009-11-16T15:18:00","modified_gmt":"2009-11-16T15:18:00","slug":"2009-11-16-breaking-news-critter-edition-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/2009-11-16-breaking-news-critter-edition-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Breaking News! &#8211; Critter Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Poor-Little-Critter-Road\/dp\/B001EUNRR8\/ref=dm_ap_alb1\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 150px;\" src=\"http:\/\/ecx.images-amazon.com\/images\/I\/61bdKBKbGaL._SL500_AA280_.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Apropos of nothing, I suppose.\" \/><\/a><br \/>Friends,<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s breaking news coming out of Elsinore this morning. Shocking news about a critter. The Riverside Press-Enterprise&#8217;s very own Duke of Didact has <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.pe.com\/news\/digest\/2009\/11\/just-in-horse-joins-commute-in.html\" target=\"_blank\">the details<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><i><b>JUST IN: Horse joins commute in Perris<\/b><br \/>By PE News<\/p>\n<p>A horse has joined the morning commute today near busy Highway 74 between Perris and Elsinore, according to the California Highway Patrol website.<\/p>\n<p>The critter was reported walking in traffic lanes at 5:44 a.m. along Theda Street just north of Highway 74.<\/p>\n<p>Animal control authorities have been summoned.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014Richard Brooks<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Is it just me, or do you not consider an animal as large as a horse to be a &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.merriam-webster.com\/dictionary\/critter\" target=\"_blank\">critter<\/a>&#8220;? I thought the term was reserved for the opossum, raccoons, and other, you know, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.merriam-webster.com\/dictionary\/varmint\" target=\"_blank\">varmints<\/a>. Discuss.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friends, There&#8217;s breaking news coming out of Elsinore this morning. Shocking news about a critter. The Riverside Press-Enterprise&#8217;s very own Duke of Didact has the details: JUST IN: Horse joins commute in PerrisBy PE News A horse has joined the morning commute today near busy Highway 74 between Perris and Elsinore, according to the California &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2009\/11\/2009-11-16-breaking-news-critter-edition-html\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Breaking News! &#8211; Critter Edition&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1913"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1913\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}