{"id":1923,"date":"2009-12-01T15:11:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-01T15:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/12\/01\/2009-12-1-happy-december-first-html\/"},"modified":"2009-12-01T15:11:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-01T15:11:00","slug":"2009-12-1-happy-december-first-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/2009-12-1-happy-december-first-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy December First!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\"Mme.<\/a>
Friends,<\/p>\n

The little girly puppy dog is sick. Could be the religious extremist** in town poisoning dogs to remove the demons on earth, could be that she ate something bad while in the desert. It’s hard to know at this point, and while she didn’t eat at all yesterday or her breakfast this morning, she looked well enough that I decided to head down to the Festival of Dirt this morning.<\/p>\n

I suppose I should be honored that the Indian Wells Police Department thinks my elderly Jeep Grand Livingroom can go as fast as they say it was going this morning, but there’s a reason that Lidar<\/a> is pronounced “LIE-dahr.” <\/p>\n

Stupid Tuesday, indeed.<\/p>\n

– bob<\/p>\n

** Thanks to frequent commenter KC and her finely tuned lingometer for pushing me in the direction of using “extremist” instead of “fundamentalist.” There’s a huge difference between the two, but I think the former is much more accurate in this case.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Friends, The little girly puppy dog is sick. Could be the religious extremist** in town poisoning dogs to remove the demons on earth, could be that she ate something bad while in the desert. It’s hard to know at this point, and while she didn’t eat at all yesterday or her breakfast this morning, she … <\/p>\n

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