{"id":1927,"date":"2009-12-15T15:03:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-15T15:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2009\/12\/15\/2009-12-15-jaunty-dumptruck-o-news-pizza-edition-html\/"},"modified":"2009-12-15T15:03:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-15T15:03:00","slug":"2009-12-15-jaunty-dumptruck-o-news-pizza-edition-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/2009-12-15-jaunty-dumptruck-o-news-pizza-edition-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Jaunty Dumptruck O’ News: Pizza Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Friends,<\/p>\n

Now that the Riverside Press-Enterprise is outsourcing more and more of its news-gathering capabilities, we turn to City News Service for this breaking news bulletin<\/a> (from yesterday. -ed<\/em>):<\/p>\n

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“A 19-year-old reputed gang member who allegedly used a machete<\/strong> to rob a pizza deliveryman in Desert Hot Springs was free on bail today.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I hope they took Sparky’s big butter knife away when they let him out. We’ll pass over the middle of the story to see exactly what motivated the lad to audition for Tiger’s spot in the next Gilette commercial…<\/p>\n

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“Investigators believe [Machete Guy] and another young man were armed with machetes as waited in the driveway for the deliveryman. Two other alleged cohorts arrived in a vehicle during the holdup, according to [the sergeant].
[Machete Guy] is suspected of swinging a machete at the deliveryman, who was not injured, the sergeant said.
The men got away with $30 in cash and $30 worth of pizza, according to [the sergeant].<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Got that? Four guys were willing to go to jail for one and a half yuppie food coupons, plus a couple mystery pizzas. That’s pretty cheap!<\/p>\n

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And they say Americans aren’t willing to take on the hard jobs…<\/p>\n

– bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Friends, Now that the Riverside Press-Enterprise is outsourcing more and more of its news-gathering capabilities, we turn to City News Service for this breaking news bulletin (from yesterday. -ed): “A 19-year-old reputed gang member who allegedly used a machete to rob a pizza deliveryman in Desert Hot Springs was free on bail today. I hope … <\/p>\n

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