{"id":1984,"date":"2010-05-19T13:46:12","date_gmt":"2010-05-19T13:46:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2010\/05\/19\/2010-5-19-dude-its-extreme-html\/"},"modified":"2010-05-19T13:46:12","modified_gmt":"2010-05-19T13:46:12","slug":"2010-5-19-dude-its-extreme-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/2010-5-19-dude-its-extreme-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Dude! It&#8217;s Extreme!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"full-image-block ssNonEditable\"><span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sk8terknowledge.com\/History.html\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 250px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/skateboard.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1274276944622\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/span><span class=\"thumbnail-caption\" style=\"width: 400px;\">Hey! Is that Eli Manning?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Friends,<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Just a quick note to remind everybody that California State Highway number 74 is a place for my car to go way too fast and for me to take numerous reckless chances. It is not a place for you to ride a damn skateboard after donning a skydiving outfit with a helmet you ordered from the back of the International Dorkbot catalog. This is especially true if you feel the need to launch this adventure just as I&#8217;m careening around a blind right hand turn immediately behind you. Kick as hard as you want, you pathetic extreme sports chimp, but I might have a hard time scrubbing off enough speed in the space allotted next time and I&#8217;m not looking forward to explaining how the impression of your pointy white behind in the paper-thin metal on the hood of my tiny racecar got there.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">That said, I&#8217;m willing to cut you some slack if you wear a jet pack next time.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey! Is that Eli Manning? Friends, Just a quick note to remind everybody that California State Highway number 74 is a place for my car to go way too fast and for me to take numerous reckless chances. It is not a place for you to ride a damn skateboard after donning a skydiving outfit &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/2010-5-19-dude-its-extreme-html\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Dude! It&#8217;s Extreme!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[37],"class_list":["post-1984","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-this-dangerous-year"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1984","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1984"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1984\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1984"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1984"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1984"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}