{"id":1985,"date":"2010-05-21T13:28:19","date_gmt":"2010-05-21T13:28:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2010\/05\/21\/2010-5-21-from-the-alternative-fuels-desk-html\/"},"modified":"2010-05-21T13:28:19","modified_gmt":"2010-05-21T13:28:19","slug":"2010-5-21-from-the-alternative-fuels-desk-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/2010-5-21-from-the-alternative-fuels-desk-html\/","title":{"rendered":"From The Alternative Fuels Desk"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"full-image-block ssNonEditable\"><span><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 200px;\" src=\"http:\/\/chronicle.augusta.com\/images\/headlines\/051601\/Oscar_Meyer_Balogna.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1274448570354\" alt=\"\" \/><\/span><span class=\"thumbnail-caption\" style=\"width: 275px;\">Because Oscar Mayer has a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Friends,<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s going on with the last 1,000 meters of my mountain commute, but after the skaters had cleared out I thought that was it. Not so, dear readers. This morning, I got stuck behind a large truck whose exhaust fumes reeked of bologna. Or, rather, baloney.<\/p>\n<p>This only raises one important question: has the Pacific Slope Tree Company stumbled upon a way to convert deli meat of questionable provenance into fuel for their vehicles? Why are they keeping it such a secret?<\/p>\n<p>Okay, that&#8217;s two questions.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because Oscar Mayer has a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a. Friends, I don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s going on with the last 1,000 meters of my mountain commute, but after the skaters had cleared out I thought that was it. Not so, dear readers. This morning, I got stuck behind a large truck whose exhaust fumes reeked of bologna. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2010\/05\/2010-5-21-from-the-alternative-fuels-desk-html\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;From The Alternative Fuels Desk&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[36],"class_list":["post-1985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-this-amazing-year"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1985"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1985\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}