{"id":2039,"date":"2011-03-31T03:21:23","date_gmt":"2011-03-31T03:21:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2011\/03\/31\/2011-3-30-super-fun-friday-part-iii-enjoy-your-cheese-sandwich-edition-html\/"},"modified":"2011-03-31T03:21:23","modified_gmt":"2011-03-31T03:21:23","slug":"2011-3-30-super-fun-friday-part-iii-enjoy-your-cheese-sandwich-edition-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2011\/03\/2011-3-30-super-fun-friday-part-iii-enjoy-your-cheese-sandwich-edition-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Super Fun Friday Part III: Enjoy Your Cheese Sandwich Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" title=\"Nagasaki burning.\" href=\"http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/thumb\/e\/e0\/Nagasakibomb.jpg\/502px-Nagasakibomb.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/thumb\/e\/e0\/Nagasakibomb.jpg\/502px-Nagasakibomb.jpg\" alt=\"Nagasaki burning. Good lord.\" width=\"256\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Friends,<\/p>\n<p>Actually, there are many high-powered fans ready to receive many thousands of pounds of solid human waste for distribution throughout our little, unassuming Festival of Dirt this Friday. Some people call this &#8220;creative destruction.&#8221; As you know from, well, life, this never works in the real world. Ever.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re doomed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Friends, Actually, there are many high-powered fans ready to receive many thousands of pounds of solid human waste for distribution throughout our little, unassuming Festival of Dirt this Friday. Some people call this &#8220;creative destruction.&#8221; As you know from, well, life, this never works in the real world. Ever. We&#8217;re doomed. &#8211; bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[33,21,34],"class_list":["post-2039","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-economy","tag-festival-of-dirt","tag-this-crappy-year"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2039","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2039"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2039\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2039"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2039"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2039"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}