{"id":209,"date":"2004-05-13T02:46:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-13T02:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2004\/05\/13\/a550ee7e-114c-4323-b9aa-15e8a2cabef7\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:29:58","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:29:58","slug":"a550ee7e-114c-4323-b9aa-15e8a2cabef7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/a550ee7e-114c-4323-b9aa-15e8a2cabef7\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>Spic Or Span<\/b><\/p>\n<p>I have a deadline of sorts today. The 1912 House has become a filthy mess and I need to change that&mdash;TODAY. Clearly I&#8217;d prefer not to, instead filling out the rather &#8220;thin&#8221; offerings here, but there&#8217;s work to be done. Shininess to achieve. We have chrome, dammit, and it must be polished!<\/p>\n<p>But first, an aside. During my days at San Diego&#8217;s Omnipresent Charitable Organization, I often find myself in the midst of the disadvantaged. You might even call them the downtrodden, but for this&#8230; at least they bathe. Our company provides meals, job training, and <i>showers<\/i> to those who are down on their luck, all for free. Certainly there are those who don&#8217;t take advantage of all of those services, in fact, there are some who are pretty grimy. They&#8217;re the tiny minority. Most people down in the heart of downtown seem happy to get cleaned up if for no other reason than to protect their health.<\/p>\n<p>So it falls to reason that the people serving those less fortunate might learn from the example. To clean up once in a while. This is not the case.<\/p>\n<p>Within the last couple of days I&#8217;ve worked on computers full of a fluffy amalgam of lint and grease, that once warmed reek of rancid bacon fat, that were so sticky that I found myself emulating Lady Macbeth once out of sight of the client (<i>the killing part? &#8211; ed<\/i>  no, the obsessive hand washing part, geez &#8211; bob). It&#8217;s clearly not ergonomically correct to type while arching your palms to avoid the bits of yesterday&#8217;s lunch remaining in the keyboard tray, is it?<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I love my job, and I&#8217;ll do anything I can to help the people on the front lines get back to work. But I had to ask, &#8220;do you think it would be a problem if I wore latex gloves while I fix some of these machines?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Maybe <a href=\"http:\/\/www.berrymanproducts.com\/lineart\/0113\/0113-CRLA.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">Chemtool<\/a> will help.<\/p>\n<p>Your pal,<\/p>\n<p>bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Spic Or Span I have a deadline of sorts today. The 1912 House has become a filthy mess and I need to change that&mdash;TODAY. Clearly I&#8217;d prefer not to, instead filling out the rather &#8220;thin&#8221; offerings here, but there&#8217;s work to be done. Shininess to achieve. We have chrome, dammit, and it must be polished! &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/a550ee7e-114c-4323-b9aa-15e8a2cabef7\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=209"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1700,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions\/1700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}