{"id":2121,"date":"2012-09-24T03:45:39","date_gmt":"2012-09-24T03:45:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2012\/09\/24\/2012-9-24-ive-got-a-headache-html\/"},"modified":"2012-09-24T03:45:39","modified_gmt":"2012-09-24T03:45:39","slug":"2012-9-24-ive-got-a-headache-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2012\/09\/2012-9-24-ive-got-a-headache-html\/","title":{"rendered":"I’ve Got A Headache"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\nFriends,<\/p>\n

I really will get back to the science and the future and whatnot, but please allow a moment for this public service announcement:<\/p>\n

When you go to Knott’s Berry Farm to have a lot of fun with people whose company you enjoy and you’d like to not be a wet blanket, I strongly recommend that you not ride the Boomerang<\/a>. It will beat your brains out. First, I’m too tall and didn’t fit in the seat. Second, because I didn’t fit, I had to sit up too high which moved my head above the cushions on the restraint hoop. Third, riders pull 5.2 g*<\/sup> going forward AND in reverse. Fourth, I have an ungainly and too large head with not enough strength in my neck to keep this melon from bouncing around at 5.2 g. Fifth, this really isn’t anybody’s fault but my own.<\/p>\n

Also, I had something to write here, but I can remember what it might’ve been.<\/p>\n

Your pal,<\/p>\n

– bob<\/p>\n

*<\/sup> The unit of measure for g-force<\/a> is styled with a lowercase g. Uppercase G is for the gravitational constant. You’re welcome!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Friends, I really will get back to the science and the future and whatnot, but please allow a moment for this public service announcement: When you go to Knott’s Berry Farm to have a lot of fun with people whose company you enjoy and you’d like to not be a wet blanket, I strongly recommend … <\/p>\n

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