{"id":2145,"date":"2013-06-01T02:53:05","date_gmt":"2013-06-01T02:53:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2013\/06\/01\/2013-6-1-im-not-doomed-html\/"},"modified":"2013-06-01T02:53:05","modified_gmt":"2013-06-01T02:53:05","slug":"2013-6-1-im-not-doomed-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2013\/06\/2013-6-1-im-not-doomed-html\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Not Doomed"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/amUYpAwedLs\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n<br \/>\nFriends,<\/p>\n<p>I was working on the computers in the kiddos department at the Far Eastern Outpost of San Diego&#8217;s Kinda Meh Charitable Organization today on &#8220;staff development day.&#8221; Staff development day means that, I suppose, staff members hear about legal stuff and reporting stuff and take notes in another room&mdash;without kiddos.<\/p>\n<p>This also meant that I could try to figure out a vexing problem with two machines and watch progress bars <em>slowly<\/em> progress. For this exercise, playing the studio version of the song embedded above seemed more than appropriate considering that the lack-of-progress bars had induced a near trance state. I don&#8217;t know why I bothered to look at the bookshelf to my left in classroom 3\u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/FOD_001.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/FOD_001.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"A lovely centered establishing shot.\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<br \/>\nUpon focusing in on a book that drew my attention\u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/FOD_002.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/FOD_002.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"A lovely centered joke payoff.\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<br \/>\n\u2026I figured that everything might be okay. Somehow.<\/p>\n<p>Your pal,<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<p>Additional Visual Gag Alert: We label things in the classroom to help kiddos with their language skills and to help them grasp big concepts\u2026<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/FOD_003.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/FOD_003.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"A lovely centered setup.\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<br \/>\nI had some time on my hands, as I&#8217;ve mentioned, so I thought I&#8217;d help with some additional language cues.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/FOD_004.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 250px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/FOD_004.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"A lovely centered punchline. Zooming in will help.\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<br \/>\nFor the children.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friends, I was working on the computers in the kiddos department at the Far Eastern Outpost of San Diego&#8217;s Kinda Meh Charitable Organization today on &#8220;staff development day.&#8221; Staff development day means that, I suppose, staff members hear about legal stuff and reporting stuff and take notes in another room&mdash;without kiddos. This also meant that &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2013\/06\/2013-6-1-im-not-doomed-html\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I&#8217;m Not Doomed&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[58,49,44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-its-related","category-tech","category-this-amazing-year"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2145"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2145\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}