{"id":2149,"date":"2013-08-06T03:40:23","date_gmt":"2013-08-06T03:40:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2013\/08\/06\/2013-8-6-wait-come-back-html\/"},"modified":"2013-08-06T03:40:23","modified_gmt":"2013-08-06T03:40:23","slug":"2013-8-6-wait-come-back-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2013\/08\/2013-8-6-wait-come-back-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Wait! Come back!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\nFriends,<\/p>\n

I’ve hit my head very hard this evening on the kitchen cabinetry and I’ve surely earned a concussion for the effort. There’s every reason to believe that I’ll be fine, but I’m a little worried that the dizziness and confusion I’m experiencing at the moment signal something much more than a little bump on the noggin.<\/p>\n

But that’s boring, so let’s get on with a little housekeeping!<\/p>\n

Since I last uploaded something here over a month ago, we’ve had two fire scares. One that prompted the mobilization of over three thousand men and women to beat down the furious blaze that eventually consumed over 27,000 acres, and a smaller one today<\/a> that was put out fairly quickly through our own corps and the quick attention of neighbors in Fern Valley. In the words of internationally noted photographer Jenny Kirchner on Facebook, “Yard abatement is important.” Indeed it is.<\/p>\n

I don’t really have a headache exactly. Truth is, my head feels mostly okay. There’s going to be a bump for sure, but the biggest worry is that I don’t really have a good idea where I am right now. Well, never mind that. On with it\u2026<\/p>\n

During the Mountain Fire, I evacuated myself, papers, photographs, and Mme. Puppy Dog to the desert. From our emergency evacuation center in Cathedral City (whose city council has never met a boondoggle it wouldn’t agree to fund in full), we could watch the flames charging along the ridge towards the Palm Springs Aerial Tramway’s Mountain Station. Horrifying. I took pictures, but they’re kind of terrible camera phone shots not worth posting. This one is nicer.<\/p>\n

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\nLet’s see, what else happened? I got a new boss at the Far Eastern Outpost of a charity from out west somewhere in a city with a mayor. You know, that<\/i> mayor. Mayor Headlock, they’re calling him. “Mayor Fingers” is creepier, so I’ll stick with that, since all signs point to him being really creepy.<\/p>\n

Sorry, a little confused at the moment. I should get back on topic. Crickets are interesting, aren’t they? 78 degrees in the house, shouldn’t be sweating. Sweating might be bad.<\/p>\n

I started installing a new french door on the weekend before guests were to arrive a couple weekends ago. Here’s a tip, all of the locksets you can buy at the hardware store have a defined offset. The offset is the distance between the edge of the door and the center of the lock and most are between 2 3\/8 and 2 5\/8-inches. You can get shorter deadbolts if you trim down the side of your door to be a lot narrower, but they’re blindingly expensive. You are hereby warned.<\/p>\n

Very sleepy all of the sudden. Goodnight everyone.<\/p>\n

Your pal,<\/p>\n

– bob<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Friends, I’ve hit my head very hard this evening on the kitchen cabinetry and I’ve surely earned a concussion for the effort. There’s every reason to believe that I’ll be fine, but I’m a little worried that the dizziness and confusion I’m experiencing at the moment signal something much more than a little bump on … <\/p>\n

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