{"id":2154,"date":"2013-09-20T13:19:58","date_gmt":"2013-09-20T13:19:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2013\/09\/20\/2013-9-20-new-feature-the-destruction-of-time-html\/"},"modified":"2013-09-20T13:19:58","modified_gmt":"2013-09-20T13:19:58","slug":"2013-9-20-new-feature-the-destruction-of-time-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2013\/09\/2013-9-20-new-feature-the-destruction-of-time-html\/","title":{"rendered":"New Feature: The Destruction of Time!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"width: 350px;\" src=\"http:\/\/static1.squarespace.com\/static\/5a24a280e45a7c6cc6f5e27d\/5ada7ae2c4997ba0fc862517\/5ada7ae2c4997ba0fc862d18\/1524271318420\/console.jpg\" alt=\"My office desk.\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span class=\"full-image-block ssNonEditable\"><span class=\"thumbnail-caption\" style=\"width: 350px;\">View of my office featuring state of the art high tech equipment.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p> Friends,<\/p>\n<p> My work schedule has been changed to what amounts to a trip to the Central time zone and back again every week, or starting and ending Daylight Savings Time twice a week. This is the first week of this and if I don&#8217;t get another cup of coffee in me very soon, there&#8217;s a very real risk that I&#8217;ll fall asleep at my desk and my head will land on the red button.<\/p>\n<p>Did you hear me? The RED BUTTON, PEOPLE!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>View of my office featuring state of the art high tech equipment. Friends, My work schedule has been changed to what amounts to a trip to the Central time zone and back again every week, or starting and ending Daylight Savings Time twice a week. This is the first week of this and if I &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2013\/09\/2013-9-20-new-feature-the-destruction-of-time-html\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;New Feature: The Destruction of Time!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[34,39],"class_list":["post-2154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-this-crappy-year","tag-this-day-in-nonsense"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2154"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2154\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}