{"id":2179,"date":"2015-09-28T18:36:46","date_gmt":"2015-09-28T18:36:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2015\/09\/28\/2015-9-28-nothing-but-trouble-html\/"},"modified":"2015-09-28T18:36:46","modified_gmt":"2015-09-28T18:36:46","slug":"2015-9-28-nothing-but-trouble-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2015\/09\/2015-9-28-nothing-but-trouble-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Nothing But Trouble"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Apple
\nFriends,<\/p>\n

I wrote this for inclusion in an application package to write for an Apple-centric blog. I haven’t heard back from them, but I thought you might enjoy it. Please also note that it clocks in at 299 words, which seemed important.<\/p>\n

Chris, the Time Warner Cable installer arrived early for the appointment yesterday. His detailed tattoos declared his love of mountain biking. His worn and too-large boots showed that he\u2019d been around a while. It was time for me to make the switch from the rural-class DSL recommended by the realtor when I bought the cabin to faster and cheaper cable.<\/p>\n

Connections complete, he poked around on his iPad to turn up the service while I poked around on the Mac Mini to see why the network wasn\u2019t coming up. I should at least get a connection to the router, I thought, but Safari protested, \u201cYou are not connected to the Internet.\u201d I\u2019ve never used a Netgear modem with this Airport Extreme, but the modem\u2019s lights were all reassuringly green next to the Airport\u2019s ominous orange. <\/p>\n

\u201cOh, you\u2019ve got one of these,\u201d Chris sighed, flipping the Airport around. \u201cI have nothing but trouble with these things.\u201d That can\u2019t be, I thought. Apple stuff just works. After decades of troubleshooting and cussing and fixing PCs and third-party gear, I made an effort to keep my own home network as homogeneous as possible. I need to get actual work done, so only Macs, iOS and Airport will do. I\u2019m all in.<\/p>\n

I managed to change the network address settings in Airport Utility and hit Update only moments before Chris took matters into his own hands and pulled the router\u2019s power. \u201cThere, that should do it,\u201d he beamed. Green light, connection established, and I was ready to stream the Galaxie 500 deep cuts playlist. If I were a good Apple evangelist, I would\u2019ve told him that the static IP settings weren\u2019t working. Instead, I simply thanked him for his hard work and gave him a positive rating on the survey.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

\nIf you have comments, please leave them on your Pinterest or Instagram feeds and I’ll go look for them.<\/p>\n

Your pal,<\/p>\n

– bob<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Friends, I wrote this for inclusion in an application package to write for an Apple-centric blog. I haven’t heard back from them, but I thought you might enjoy it. Please also note that it clocks in at 299 words, which seemed important. Chris, the Time Warner Cable installer arrived early for the appointment yesterday. His … <\/p>\n

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