{"id":2184,"date":"2016-02-01T20:35:04","date_gmt":"2016-02-01T20:35:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2016\/02\/01\/2016-2-1-we-get-letters-html\/"},"modified":"2016-02-01T20:35:04","modified_gmt":"2016-02-01T20:35:04","slug":"2016-2-1-we-get-letters-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2016\/02\/2016-2-1-we-get-letters-html\/","title":{"rendered":"We Get Letters!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;\" src=\"http:\/\/static1.squarespace.com\/static\/5a24a280e45a7c6cc6f5e27d\/5ada7ae2c4997ba0fc862517\/5ada7ae3c4997ba0fc8630cb\/1524271337558\/IMG_1699.jpg\" alt=\"IMG 1699\" title=\"IMG_1699.JPG\" border=\"0\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Friends,<\/p>\n<p>We get a lot of interesting email here at the Secret Alpine Laboratory, and frankly, a lot of the unsolicited email seems a bit off the mark. I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve seen all manner of come-ons from deposed African princes, for herbal remedies and gadgets claiming to cure all sorts of ailments. This note, however, seems to know all about me&mdash;based on exhaustive research!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Dear bob@bobtherieau.com,<br \/>\n<br \/>\nI am pleased to inform you that based on your professional background, you have been selected to apply for inclusion into the Worldwide Association of Female Professionals. Our research department nominates a handful of potential candidates based on factors such as your current professional standing, recent accomplishments, honors\/awards, published articles, as well as information present on authoritative media outlets, social networks, and professional directories. Based on this, I feel that you would make a fitting addition to our elite network of professional women&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\nWhat a lovely honor! <\/p>\n<p>Your pal,<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friends, We get a lot of interesting email here at the Secret Alpine Laboratory, and frankly, a lot of the unsolicited email seems a bit off the mark. I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ve seen all manner of come-ons from deposed African princes, for herbal remedies and gadgets claiming to cure all sorts of ailments. This note, however, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2016\/02\/2016-2-1-we-get-letters-html\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;We Get Letters!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[57,68,44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2184","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-genius","category-humblebrag","category-this-amazing-year"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2184","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2184"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2184\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2184"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2184"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2184"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}