{"id":2195,"date":"2016-07-17T01:27:17","date_gmt":"2016-07-17T01:27:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2016\/07\/17\/2016-7-17-two-sentences-from-a-book-slow-hand-edition-html\/"},"modified":"2016-07-17T01:27:17","modified_gmt":"2016-07-17T01:27:17","slug":"2016-7-17-two-sentences-from-a-book-slow-hand-edition-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2016\/07\/2016-7-17-two-sentences-from-a-book-slow-hand-edition-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Sentences From A Book – Slow Hand Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The Little Jaunty Players<\/b>
\n– Proudly Present –
\n– Your Best Mates –
\n– Selflessly Helping A Fellow Out –
\n– Without Any Thought Of Personal Reward –<\/i><\/p>\n<\/p>\n

It’s Two Sentences From A Book!<\/b><\/u><\/p>\n

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I was obviously elected to divert his girlfriend’s mate, who wasn’t the most beautiful girl in the world. I wasn’t interested in her at all, but I was very horny, and although I wouldn’t kiss her, I did try to get my hands on her upper torso.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Spoilers: She was not amused.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Little Jaunty Players – Proudly Present – – Your Best Mates – – Selflessly Helping A Fellow Out – – Without Any Thought Of Personal Reward – It’s Two Sentences From A Book! I was obviously elected to divert his girlfriend’s mate, who wasn’t the most beautiful girl in the world. I wasn’t interested … <\/p>\n

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