{"id":2198,"date":"2016-11-10T12:58:46","date_gmt":"2016-11-10T12:58:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2016\/11\/10\/2016-11-10-the-2016-jaunty-election-guide-50-turnout-edition-html\/"},"modified":"2016-11-10T12:58:46","modified_gmt":"2016-11-10T12:58:46","slug":"2016-11-10-the-2016-jaunty-election-guide-50-turnout-edition-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2016\/11\/2016-11-10-the-2016-jaunty-election-guide-50-turnout-edition-html\/","title":{"rendered":"The 2016 Jaunty Election Guide: 50% Turnout Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><span class=\"full-image-block ssNonEditable\"><span><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static1.squarespace.com\/static\/5a24a280e45a7c6cc6f5e27d\/5ada7ae2c4997ba0fc862517\/5ada7ae3c4997ba0fc8630dd\/1524271334092\/bonfire.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Friends,<\/p>\n<p>The election results are in and with only 50% turnout in one of the most acrimonious, contemptible races in the modern era, this country has elected a fascist as the next Commander-In-Chief. Congratulations!<\/p>\n<p>To everyone who voted for Tangerine Mussolini, please take a moment to explain to all of the black, hispanic, Jewish, Muslim, and female people in your life why you don&#8217;t care about them. While you&#8217;re at it, I&#8217;m interested to hear why you apparently value party over country, bonkers ideology over security, and choosing a carnival barker to represent the United States to the world. Also, considering that the dead-eyed granny-starving Speaker of the House is champing at the bit to dismantle Social Security, please explain to the elderly people why you don&#8217;t care about them either.<\/p>\n<p>Shameless.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friends, The election results are in and with only 50% turnout in one of the most acrimonious, contemptible races in the modern era, this country has elected a fascist as the next Commander-In-Chief. Congratulations! To everyone who voted for Tangerine Mussolini, please take a moment to explain to all of the black, hispanic, Jewish, Muslim, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2016\/11\/2016-11-10-the-2016-jaunty-election-guide-50-turnout-edition-html\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The 2016 Jaunty Election Guide: 50% Turnout Edition&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,12,34],"class_list":["post-2198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-elections","tag-politics","tag-this-crappy-year"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2198"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2198\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}