{"id":2206,"date":"2017-02-14T05:01:12","date_gmt":"2017-02-14T13:01:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2017\/02\/14\/2017-2-14-happy-awkward-valentines-day-html\/"},"modified":"2019-02-27T18:47:52","modified_gmt":"2019-02-28T02:47:52","slug":"2017-2-14-happy-awkward-valentines-day-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2017\/02\/2017-2-14-happy-awkward-valentines-day-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Awkward Valentine&#8217;s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/valentine.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 350px;\" src=\"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/valentine.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"A lovely centered picture of Joyce Mathews\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nFriends,<\/p>\n<p>As you know, we here at the Secret Alpine Laboratory cherish your readership and understand that you have many options when you&#8217;re looking for nonsense on the Internet. We&#8217;re pleased as punch that you&#8217;ve chosen to stop by this hot mess and look forward to your continued patronage.<\/p>\n<p>All the best to you and yours while we hold up this sign sort of on our shoulder but mostly on our neck, and it&#8217;s not weird at all and actually very comfortable, why do you ask?<\/p>\n<p>Your pal,<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friends, As you know, we here at the Secret Alpine Laboratory cherish your readership and understand that you have many options when you&#8217;re looking for nonsense on the Internet. We&#8217;re pleased as punch that you&#8217;ve chosen to stop by this hot mess and look forward to your continued patronage. All the best to you and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2017\/02\/2017-2-14-happy-awkward-valentines-day-html\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Happy Awkward Valentine&#8217;s Day&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[38],"class_list":["post-2206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-holidays"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2206","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2206"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2206\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2309,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2206\/revisions\/2309"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2206"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2206"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2206"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}