{"id":2223,"date":"2017-08-18T04:06:57","date_gmt":"2017-08-18T12:06:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2017\/08\/18\/2017-8-18-toddler-watch-adult-supervision-without-adults-edition-1-html\/"},"modified":"2019-02-27T18:37:31","modified_gmt":"2019-02-28T02:37:31","slug":"2017-8-18-toddler-watch-adult-supervision-without-adults-edition-1-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/2017-8-18-toddler-watch-adult-supervision-without-adults-edition-1-html\/","title":{"rendered":"Toddler Watch: Adult Supervision Without Adults Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/race.jpg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 150px;\" src=\"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/race.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"A lovely centered picture of a book\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nFriends,<\/p>\n<p>The vice president of these here United States cut his overseas trip short to return to view the smoldering wreckage of the Executive branch of government. I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;ll keep our democracy in his thoughts and prayers as he digs through the debris, past the confederate flags and Post-Its with Twitter passwords scrawled across them, as he looks for a way to salvage his career.<\/p>\n<p>After all, the albatross that is 45&#8217;s presidency is going to be very heavy, covered in cheap bronzer and smothered in fried chicken grease.<\/p>\n<p>Your best pal,<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friends, The vice president of these here United States cut his overseas trip short to return to view the smoldering wreckage of the Executive branch of government. I&#8217;m sure he&#8217;ll keep our democracy in his thoughts and prayers as he digs through the debris, past the confederate flags and Post-Its with Twitter passwords scrawled across &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2017\/08\/2017-8-18-toddler-watch-adult-supervision-without-adults-edition-1-html\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Toddler Watch: Adult Supervision Without Adults Edition&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[12,18,34],"class_list":["post-2223","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-politics","tag-punditry","tag-this-crappy-year"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2223","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2223"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2223\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2294,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2223\/revisions\/2294"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2223"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2223"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2223"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}