{"id":2556,"date":"2022-01-13T13:30:23","date_gmt":"2022-01-13T21:30:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/?p=2556"},"modified":"2022-01-13T13:31:43","modified_gmt":"2022-01-13T21:31:43","slug":"what-will-you-be-doing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2022\/01\/what-will-you-be-doing\/","title":{"rendered":"What Will You Be Doing?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Friends,<\/p>\n<p>If you go back to the very beginning of this rumbling, bumbling, stumbling mess of a memoir, you&#8217;ll see that I veered away from a joke of the day format to longer posts not long after 9-11-2001. Not long after that, a bunch of us were relieved from our employment at The 23rd Largest Marketing Communications Agency (by billings) in the country. I spilled a lot of pixels howling about that loss two decades ago.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https:\/\/music.apple.com\/us\/music-video\/im-not-a-loser-live-at-the-echo-los-angeles\/1446361379\">This is a pretty good soundtrack<\/a> for this post. Enjoy!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Since that time, I&#8217;ve been trying to find a new copywriting gig. I sent out hundreds of applications, fashioned a marketing department at an old job, and I even started my own short-lived business. To say that these efforts failed to hit my career out of the park would ignore that I&#8217;ve been swinging at a lot of wild pitches for a very long time. It&#8217;s been exhausting.<\/p>\n<p>Well, dear reader, the drought has ended. I&#8217;ve been hired by U.K. firm Twogether as their first U.S.-based copywriter and I couldn&#8217;t be more excited about it. I&#8217;ll be working from my remote office here in northern San Diego County putting words in a specific order that will compel people to do things! For money!<\/p>\n<p>I know what you&#8217;re thinking. &#8220;Hey Bob, I&#8217;m happy for you and I wish you all the best in your new job, but does this mean that you&#8217;re going to stop posting to A Jaunty Little Blog altogether?&#8221; Heavens no, imaginary reader! In fact, I&#8217;m getting ready to start new features that will waste even more of your time. I understand that you&#8217;re busy and I haven&#8217;t been giving you the high-quality words and phrases on a reliable schedule that you had come to expect. However, I can now make this promise to you: if we&#8217;re not completely debilitated in our rampaging pandemic, imprisoned following the next civil war, or we don&#8217;t have to become refugees from our nascent religious fundamentalist minority white rule ethno-kakistocracy, I&#8217;ll have hours of entertaining content here for you!<\/p>\n<p>Tell a friend!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"display:block; margin-left:auto; margin-right:auto;\" src=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/tell_a_friend.png\" alt=\"Tell a friend\" title=\"tell_a_friend.png\" border=\"0\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" \/><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/uMnLLo90atA\" title=\"YouTube video player\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Your pal,<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friends, If you go back to the very beginning of this rumbling, bumbling, stumbling mess of a memoir, you&#8217;ll see that I veered away from a joke of the day format to longer posts not long after 9-11-2001. Not long after that, a bunch of us were relieved from our employment at The 23rd Largest &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2022\/01\/what-will-you-be-doing\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;What Will You Be Doing?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2554,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[57,44,65],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-genius","category-this-amazing-year","category-this-dangerous-year"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/01\/snowy_dec.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2556"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2556\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2558,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2556\/revisions\/2558"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2554"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}