{"id":315,"date":"2005-04-09T04:41:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-09T04:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2005\/04\/09\/f9119f2c-2cf5-41fd-97f3-cad69e2de3f6\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:29:28","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:29:28","slug":"f9119f2c-2cf5-41fd-97f3-cad69e2de3f6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/f9119f2c-2cf5-41fd-97f3-cad69e2de3f6\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>An Open Letter&#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Dear America&#8217;s Flooring Contractors,<\/p>\n<p>I hate you.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/idy_182.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>Staples. Great big nails driven through overly sharp tack strips. Padding bits everywhere. You&#8217;re not very nice.<\/p>\n<p>For instance, why didn&#8217;t your stomachs turn when you perverted this;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/idy_180.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>into this;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bobtherieau.com\/images\/blog\/idy_177.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>You monsters.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An Open Letter&#8230; Dear America&#8217;s Flooring Contractors, I hate you. Staples. Great big nails driven through overly sharp tack strips. Padding bits everywhere. You&#8217;re not very nice. For instance, why didn&#8217;t your stomachs turn when you perverted this; into this; You monsters. &#8211; bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-315","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=315"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1584,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/315\/revisions\/1584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=315"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=315"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=315"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}