{"id":366,"date":"2006-02-16T18:02:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-16T18:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/02\/16\/5713250f-04ae-4554-80f4-a64d264f1fe0\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:29:20","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:29:20","slug":"5713250f-04ae-4554-80f4-a64d264f1fe0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/5713250f-04ae-4554-80f4-a64d264f1fe0\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>Go. Lay. Down.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Sleepyheads,<\/p>\n<p>I have the pups with me at the &#8216;Lodge this weekend, which is fine and could be fun. It could be if they hadn&#8217;t decided to have a little come-apart at 3:00 this morning. Pacing, panting, scratching at my cushy soft leather sofa to make it, I dunno, softer?<\/p>\n<p>Nothing I could offer them helped. They didn&#8217;t need to relieve themselves. Not hungry, not thirsty. And get this, they wouldn&#8217;t even calm down after I relented and let them sleep in my very own bed (they&#8217;re blanket hogs, by the way).<\/p>\n<p>I finally gave up at ten after four. Might as well get ready for work, since I was far too ticked off to sleep. I arrived at six and was bombarded with requests for my time. There&#8217;s a story about why that was the case, but I&#8217;ll have to write it later.<\/p>\n<p>As for now, I hope the dog&#8217;s water bowl has finally thawed. Twenty degrees will do that, you know.<\/p>\n<p>Your pal,<\/p>\n<p>bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Go. Lay. Down. Sleepyheads, I have the pups with me at the &#8216;Lodge this weekend, which is fine and could be fun. It could be if they hadn&#8217;t decided to have a little come-apart at 3:00 this morning. Pacing, panting, scratching at my cushy soft leather sofa to make it, I dunno, softer? Nothing I &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/5713250f-04ae-4554-80f4-a64d264f1fe0\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=366"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1533,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366\/revisions\/1533"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}