{"id":408,"date":"2006-06-26T14:56:00","date_gmt":"2006-06-26T14:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/06\/26\/d4aac3a4-f879-4838-b2e4-bbfef2317841\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:29:14","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:29:14","slug":"d4aac3a4-f879-4838-b2e4-bbfef2317841","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/d4aac3a4-f879-4838-b2e4-bbfef2317841\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>Now With More Lichen!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather\u2026<br \/>find new uses for the jelly on top of SPAM,<br \/>or<br \/>try to sell Naked Juice\u2019s Black Machine?<\/p>\n<p>a) Once the donuts are filled, see about that squeaky door.<br \/>b) The iron filings aid digestion\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Friday: Parent&#8217;s signature? Crap!<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s that smell?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Now With More Lichen! Would you rather\u2026find new uses for the jelly on top of SPAM,ortry to sell Naked Juice\u2019s Black Machine? a) Once the donuts are filled, see about that squeaky door.b) The iron filings aid digestion\u2026 Friday: Parent&#8217;s signature? Crap! What&#8217;s that smell? &#8211; bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-408","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=408"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1490,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/408\/revisions\/1490"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=408"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=408"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=408"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}