{"id":416,"date":"2006-07-11T14:25:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-11T14:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/07\/11\/aedefa8a-3577-4a62-84b6-9d8cb0ed0c93\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:29:12","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:29:12","slug":"aedefa8a-3577-4a62-84b6-9d8cb0ed0c93","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/aedefa8a-3577-4a62-84b6-9d8cb0ed0c93\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>Clickety-Clack! Tippety-Type!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather\u2026<br \/>cut and paste your new client into your last marketing campaign,<br \/>or <br \/>end every sentence with a sound effect?<\/p>\n<p>a) Now powered by a hot and juicy Intel processor! <br \/>b) It was real windy, WHOOSH! Then my hat flies off, FLUTTER, FLUTTER, FLAP\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday&#8217;s Winner: My father can say big words, too; like Constantinople and Timbuktu<\/p>\n<p>Now with 14% more torque,<\/p>\n<p>bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Clickety-Clack! Tippety-Type! Would you rather\u2026cut and paste your new client into your last marketing campaign,or end every sentence with a sound effect? a) Now powered by a hot and juicy Intel processor! b) It was real windy, WHOOSH! Then my hat flies off, FLUTTER, FLUTTER, FLAP\u2026 Yesterday&#8217;s Winner: My father can say big words, too; &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/aedefa8a-3577-4a62-84b6-9d8cb0ed0c93\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=416"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1479,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416\/revisions\/1479"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}