{"id":418,"date":"2006-07-10T14:20:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-10T14:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/07\/10\/fdd8b335-459b-480f-8b3a-55dfaea3361e\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:29:13","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:29:13","slug":"fdd8b335-459b-480f-8b3a-55dfaea3361e","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/fdd8b335-459b-480f-8b3a-55dfaea3361e\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>I Call This Meeting To Order!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather&#8230;<br \/>name your children after Dr. Seuss characters,<br \/>or<br \/>take over the duties of the late Dale Spickler?<\/p>\n<p>a) Horton, Yertle&#8230;it&#8217;s time for dinner!<br \/>b) Idyllwild&#8217;s beloved Santa, President of Everything<\/p>\n<p>Friday&#8217;s Winner: &#8220;The pump don&#8217;t work &#8216;cuz the vandals took the handle.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Who?<\/p>\n<p>Your pal bob, that&#8217;s who.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I Call This Meeting To Order! Would you rather&#8230;name your children after Dr. Seuss characters,ortake over the duties of the late Dale Spickler? a) Horton, Yertle&#8230;it&#8217;s time for dinner!b) Idyllwild&#8217;s beloved Santa, President of Everything Friday&#8217;s Winner: &#8220;The pump don&#8217;t work &#8216;cuz the vandals took the handle.&#8221; Who? Your pal bob, that&#8217;s who.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-418","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=418"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1480,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/418\/revisions\/1480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=418"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=418"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=418"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}