{"id":424,"date":"2006-07-06T13:31:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-06T13:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/07\/06\/a8bfb76e-25cf-4a42-aea9-6485958be170\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:29:13","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:29:13","slug":"a8bfb76e-25cf-4a42-aea9-6485958be170","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/a8bfb76e-25cf-4a42-aea9-6485958be170\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>My Kidneys Hurt<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather&#8230;<br \/>cross a sousaphone and a poodle,<br \/>or<br \/>fit 28-inch chrome spoke wheels on your stylin&#8217; 1994 Corolla?<\/p>\n<p>a) Polkadoodle<br \/>b) Donk!<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday&#8217;s Winner: <strike>I don&#8217;t know!<\/strike> Aw c&#8217;mon, she&#8217;s been dubbed. Right?<\/p>\n<p>A one, and a two,<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Kidneys Hurt Would you rather&#8230;cross a sousaphone and a poodle,orfit 28-inch chrome spoke wheels on your stylin&#8217; 1994 Corolla? a) Polkadoodleb) Donk! Yesterday&#8217;s Winner: I don&#8217;t know! Aw c&#8217;mon, she&#8217;s been dubbed. Right? A one, and a two, &#8211; bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-424","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=424"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1483,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424\/revisions\/1483"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}