{"id":433,"date":"2006-08-15T14:48:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-15T14:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/08\/15\/3375f566-c57a-4cb2-a48f-4493b1a8fb33\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:29:08","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:29:08","slug":"3375f566-c57a-4cb2-a48f-4493b1a8fb33","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/3375f566-c57a-4cb2-a48f-4493b1a8fb33\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>As Pipe Wrench Is To Plumber&#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather&#8230;<br \/>deliver an opaque and unintelligible retirement speech,<br \/>or<br \/>scramble to get your snake charmer license before you travel?<\/p>\n<p>a) &#8220;I&#8217;m graduating today to know that the true blessing is knowing me.&#8221;<br \/>b) It&#8217;s not like I&#8217;m carrying on liquids! I&#8217;ve got a business to run!<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday&#8217;s Winner: &#8220;So&#8217;s them there second cousins can finally get hitched and&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oh, Junior. We agree (we think).<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As Pipe Wrench Is To Plumber&#8230; Would you rather&#8230;deliver an opaque and unintelligible retirement speech,orscramble to get your snake charmer license before you travel? a) &#8220;I&#8217;m graduating today to know that the true blessing is knowing me.&#8221;b) It&#8217;s not like I&#8217;m carrying on liquids! I&#8217;ve got a business to run! Yesterday&#8217;s Winner: &#8220;So&#8217;s them there &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/3375f566-c57a-4cb2-a48f-4493b1a8fb33\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-433","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/433","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=433"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/433\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1451,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/433\/revisions\/1451"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=433"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=433"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=433"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}