{"id":438,"date":"2006-08-21T14:21:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-21T14:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/08\/21\/98610ba8-200c-45f6-bc0c-42dae8bedea0\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:28:40","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:28:40","slug":"98610ba8-200c-45f6-bc0c-42dae8bedea0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/98610ba8-200c-45f6-bc0c-42dae8bedea0\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>Did You Ever Notice?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather&#8230;<br \/>have to register your sneezes as concealed weapons,<br \/>or<br \/>install child safety locks on your eyebrows?<\/p>\n<p>a) Achoo! Duck!<br \/>b) They don&#8217;t call &#8217;em rogue hairs for nothing.<\/p>\n<p>Friday&#8217;s Winner: Tie!<\/p>\n<p>That concrete dust is a killer.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did You Ever Notice? Would you rather&#8230;have to register your sneezes as concealed weapons,orinstall child safety locks on your eyebrows? a) Achoo! Duck!b) They don&#8217;t call &#8217;em rogue hairs for nothing. Friday&#8217;s Winner: Tie! That concrete dust is a killer. &#8211; bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-438","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=438"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1444,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/438\/revisions\/1444"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=438"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=438"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}