{"id":439,"date":"2006-08-18T15:11:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-18T15:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/08\/18\/cff19d32-950a-4961-a57c-672afdf1d9f1\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:28:40","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:28:40","slug":"cff19d32-950a-4961-a57c-672afdf1d9f1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/cff19d32-950a-4961-a57c-672afdf1d9f1\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>Friday! Friday! Friday!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather&#8230;<br \/>mount twin jet engines on your Honda Metropolitan scooter,<br \/>or<br \/>run your Weed Eater on nitro methane?<\/p>\n<p>a) &#8220;My wife wanted to go faster than 40 MPH, and I had these two little JFS 100s&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>b) Yeah, we run carbon fiber string under a 3\/8-inch scatter shield. It&#8217;s all about safety.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday&#8217;s Winner: &#8220;Candy canes? Are you trying to mock me?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>No afterburners yet, saving &#8217;em for the skateboard.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friday! Friday! Friday! Would you rather&#8230;mount twin jet engines on your Honda Metropolitan scooter,orrun your Weed Eater on nitro methane? a) &#8220;My wife wanted to go faster than 40 MPH, and I had these two little JFS 100s&#8230;&#8221;b) Yeah, we run carbon fiber string under a 3\/8-inch scatter shield. It&#8217;s all about safety. Yesterday&#8217;s Winner: &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/cff19d32-950a-4961-a57c-672afdf1d9f1\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=439"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1447,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/439\/revisions\/1447"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}