{"id":450,"date":"2006-08-24T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-24T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/08\/24\/52e5c8ad-ffdc-4639-b6bb-a9e9ea01702c\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:28:39","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:28:39","slug":"52e5c8ad-ffdc-4639-b6bb-a9e9ea01702c","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/52e5c8ad-ffdc-4639-b6bb-a9e9ea01702c\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>Pathetic<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather\u2026<br \/>prepare for puppies in the pound petite pizzas piled with p\u00e2t\u00e9, peaches, prawns, pickles and pimentos,<br \/>or<br \/>preferring her prized possessions, pretend to propose to your parsimonious partner?<\/p>\n<p>a) No pork for the Pekinese, they\u2019re picky!<br \/>b) Please, Princess!<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday&#8217;s Winner: Tie!<\/p>\n<p>Ptooie!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pathetic Would you rather\u2026prepare for puppies in the pound petite pizzas piled with p\u00e2t\u00e9, peaches, prawns, pickles and pimentos,orpreferring her prized possessions, pretend to propose to your parsimonious partner? a) No pork for the Pekinese, they\u2019re picky!b) Please, Princess! Yesterday&#8217;s Winner: Tie! Ptooie! &#8211; bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-450","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=450"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1441,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/450\/revisions\/1441"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=450"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=450"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=450"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}