{"id":452,"date":"2006-08-31T14:52:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-31T14:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/08\/31\/50057732-475a-4b12-9573-a05600cfc9c3\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:28:38","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:28:38","slug":"50057732-475a-4b12-9573-a05600cfc9c3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/50057732-475a-4b12-9573-a05600cfc9c3\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>Pull Your Pants Up, Dog!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather&#8230;<br \/>invent the first quintuple-hybrid powered BBQ,<br \/>or<br \/>be a judge on &#8220;American Plumber&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>a) You see, the solar panel ignites these Cheetos, which causes a reaction\u2026<br \/>b) I didn\u2019t enjoy the Thread-O-Matic at all, positively dreadful.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday&#8217;s Winner: High steaks.<\/p>\n<p>It brings our greenhouse gas emissions back up to 1890 levels!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pull Your Pants Up, Dog! Would you rather&#8230;invent the first quintuple-hybrid powered BBQ,orbe a judge on &#8220;American Plumber&#8221;? a) You see, the solar panel ignites these Cheetos, which causes a reaction\u2026b) I didn\u2019t enjoy the Thread-O-Matic at all, positively dreadful. Yesterday&#8217;s Winner: High steaks. It brings our greenhouse gas emissions back up to 1890 levels! &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/50057732-475a-4b12-9573-a05600cfc9c3\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=452"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1435,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/452\/revisions\/1435"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}