{"id":453,"date":"2006-08-11T15:10:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-11T15:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/08\/11\/3f4436dc-7c86-4a62-9058-26c967089c6d\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:29:09","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:29:09","slug":"3f4436dc-7c86-4a62-9058-26c967089c6d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/3f4436dc-7c86-4a62-9058-26c967089c6d\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>So, What Are <i>Your<\/i> Plans This Weekend?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather\u2026<br \/>have your car confiscated for violating anti-hooning laws,<br \/>or<br \/>go on a blue law violation spree?<\/p>\n<p>a) Young man, here in Townsville the roads are not race tracks.<br \/>b) Young man, hand me the 12-pack, put your pants on, and get down out of that tree.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday&#8217;s Winner: &#8220;Tattoos are cool, but chicks dig accents.&#8221; (<i>where&#8217;d he get the tattoo thing? that wasn&#8217;t even part of it. geez. &#8211; ed<\/i>)<\/p>\n<p>Go, man, go!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, What Are Your Plans This Weekend? Would you rather\u2026have your car confiscated for violating anti-hooning laws,orgo on a blue law violation spree? a) Young man, here in Townsville the roads are not race tracks.b) Young man, hand me the 12-pack, put your pants on, and get down out of that tree. Yesterday&#8217;s Winner: &#8220;Tattoos &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/3f4436dc-7c86-4a62-9058-26c967089c6d\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=453"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1454,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453\/revisions\/1454"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}