{"id":462,"date":"2006-08-10T15:44:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-10T15:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/08\/10\/cabab97b-7c15-4e39-9fbf-f47b57de0b87\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:29:09","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:29:09","slug":"cabab97b-7c15-4e39-9fbf-f47b57de0b87","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/cabab97b-7c15-4e39-9fbf-f47b57de0b87\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>Yes, Your Pertayters Are Larvely<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather&#8230;<br \/>wake up one morning speaking in a foreign accent,<br \/>or<br \/>come to one evening wondering why your spouse does?<\/p>\n<p>a) Zhat ees how vee roll!<br \/>b) What\u2019s a V-roll?<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday&#8217;s Winner: &#8220;Now I know it&#8217;s really, really off!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Fin.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, Your Pertayters Are Larvely Would you rather&#8230;wake up one morning speaking in a foreign accent,orcome to one evening wondering why your spouse does? a) Zhat ees how vee roll!b) What\u2019s a V-roll? Yesterday&#8217;s Winner: &#8220;Now I know it&#8217;s really, really off!&#8221; Fin. &#8211; bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=462"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/462\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1455,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/462\/revisions\/1455"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}