{"id":471,"date":"2006-09-13T14:31:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-13T14:31:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/09\/13\/8fae7851-bdf0-4979-add3-cdaa1bf216ed\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:28:37","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:28:37","slug":"8fae7851-bdf0-4979-add3-cdaa1bf216ed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/8fae7851-bdf0-4979-add3-cdaa1bf216ed\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>Flame On!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather\u2026<br \/>have a ball of yarn surgically implanted into the palm of your hand,<br \/>or<br \/>a candle wick?<\/p>\n<p>a) And the World Cat&#8217;s Cradle Champion is\u2026<br \/>b) Doctor, I\u2019ve got a little moth problem\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday&#8217;s Winner: We&#8217;re clearing out last week&#8217;s sandwiches to make room for the new models!<\/p>\n<p>Tightly wound,<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Flame On! Would you rather\u2026have a ball of yarn surgically implanted into the palm of your hand,ora candle wick? a) And the World Cat&#8217;s Cradle Champion is\u2026b) Doctor, I\u2019ve got a little moth problem\u2026 Yesterday&#8217;s Winner: We&#8217;re clearing out last week&#8217;s sandwiches to make room for the new models! Tightly wound, &#8211; bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=471"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1425,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471\/revisions\/1425"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}