{"id":474,"date":"2006-09-21T04:05:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-21T04:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/09\/21\/d44c6c13-5083-497a-bf7b-5175008435f3\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:28:36","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:28:36","slug":"d44c6c13-5083-497a-bf7b-5175008435f3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/d44c6c13-5083-497a-bf7b-5175008435f3\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>Genius!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Pals,<\/p>\n<p>A little something from work today in an ongoing series I&#8217;m calling <b>Genius!<\/b>&trade;<\/p>\n<p><i>So I was in the break room having lunch and the L.A. news was on. The story (full of stock footage of a restaurant, then fields, then stock clerks throwing away spinach) gave us who might have just emerged from a hole a need-to-know update on E.coli. Then, they mentioned the inconvenience that restaurants were experiencing (no spinach salads! gasp!) and the creative ways they&#8217;re getting around these monumental problems. One solution was to substitute lettuce for spinach in salads (fascinating). Another establishment had substituted a broccoli dish for their spinach pie (innovative). A third is launching a civil lawsuit.<\/p>\n<p>At this point, I&#8217;m laughing. But nobody else.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Too high and outside for the proletariat? You be the judge! More tales from the tech support monkey tomorrow in the next installment of <b>Genius!<\/b>&trade;<\/p>\n<p>Your bestest friend ever,<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Genius! Pals, A little something from work today in an ongoing series I&#8217;m calling Genius!&trade; So I was in the break room having lunch and the L.A. news was on. The story (full of stock footage of a restaurant, then fields, then stock clerks throwing away spinach) gave us who might have just emerged from &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/d44c6c13-5083-497a-bf7b-5175008435f3\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=474"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/474\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1417,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/474\/revisions\/1417"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}