{"id":479,"date":"2006-09-21T14:23:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-21T14:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/09\/21\/b2b66cd0-0157-4f4f-b4ab-98b3a47ea698\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:28:36","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:28:36","slug":"b2b66cd0-0157-4f4f-b4ab-98b3a47ea698","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/b2b66cd0-0157-4f4f-b4ab-98b3a47ea698\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>Maybe It&#8217;s Your Aftershave<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather\u2026<br \/>in an election year stunt, sue the molecular bonds that attract carbon to oxygen atoms,<br \/>or<br \/>rail against your opponent, &#8220;El Diablo&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>a) The rising oceans! The warming temperatures! The dying polar bears! No tigers in fifty years!<br \/>b) The sulphur smell still lingers in this chamber. Can you smell it?<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday&#8217;s Winner: &#8220;What&#8217;s the Bot to Euro exchange rate?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and I want the crusts removed from all sandwiches!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe It&#8217;s Your Aftershave Would you rather\u2026in an election year stunt, sue the molecular bonds that attract carbon to oxygen atoms,orrail against your opponent, &#8220;El Diablo&#8221;? a) The rising oceans! The warming temperatures! The dying polar bears! No tigers in fifty years!b) The sulphur smell still lingers in this chamber. Can you smell it? Yesterday&#8217;s &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/b2b66cd0-0157-4f4f-b4ab-98b3a47ea698\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=479"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1416,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479\/revisions\/1416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}