{"id":488,"date":"2006-09-07T13:11:00","date_gmt":"2006-09-07T13:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/index.php\/2006\/09\/07\/47daa81c-e040-4a84-9dd1-5c8fb8f4bb59\/"},"modified":"2018-06-13T01:28:38","modified_gmt":"2018-06-13T01:28:38","slug":"47daa81c-e040-4a84-9dd1-5c8fb8f4bb59","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/47daa81c-e040-4a84-9dd1-5c8fb8f4bb59\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">\n<p><b>Unforgettable<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Would you rather\u2026<br \/>be inflatable,<br \/>or<br \/>unmistakable?<\/p>\n<p>a) Turn on the compressor at breakfast, lunch, then have a sensible dinner.<br \/>b) Hey! You!<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday&#8217;s Winner: You picked it again. You&#8217;re two for two!<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s what you are&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; bob<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Unforgettable Would you rather\u2026be inflatable,orunmistakable? a) Turn on the compressor at breakfast, lunch, then have a sensible dinner.b) Hey! You! Yesterday&#8217;s Winner: You picked it again. You&#8217;re two for two! That&#8217;s what you are&#8230; &#8211; bob<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=488"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1430,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488\/revisions\/1430"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bobtherieau.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}